United thread 2019/20

[The Stockport Iniesta]

In the accounts to March 2020 they owed £185m within the next 12 months on transfers. The bulk of that will be this summer with probably some (for Fernandes) in January. That £140m was almost certainly to pay that.

Some of your posts give me a semi on.

 

[City Hobgoblin]

Fiona Bruce on the BBC News referred to them them as “ Man U” in a horribly familiar and chummy way just now.

 

[Kippax77]

Lindelof controls the ball with his hand and Robbie cabbage says " nah not handball for me".
Oh right then Robbie the rules of football are determind by you now are they, you albino ant eating ****.
Ushited are gash

 

[blueinsa]

Desperate times financially calls for desperate measures.

Top scorer "penalty" to the rescue yet again lol

 

[@BluePhil8]

Is that actually more than 20 for the season?

 

[cookster]

Is that actually more than 20 for the season?

21 and counting

 

[City_Sean]

Unless they become 3x as good in the next 4 days they are going to get fucked by Wolves or Sevilla and no referee will stop that.

Don't underestimate their ability to get dodgy penalties in every game.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Bailed out by a penalty against the mighty Danish Lollipop Men 11 whilst we wiped the floor with Real fucking Madrid.

"Massive".

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

#SOO taken to ridiculous lengths. UEFA cup to distract the rag masses from the fact that all their transfer targets are bollocks and the glazers are going to spend fuck all, sell what they can and pay themselves a covid dividend to bail their other interests out.

 

[Vienna_70]

Imagine having Lolly as your manager ?

Just lurks there hoping things will go their way, looking like he's shat hisself.

Norwegian fucking Mel Machin.

I don’t recall any of the rent boy's teams winning 10-1.

 

[TheThirdDeano]

Good “wow” hahah

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

21 and counting

they missed about 3 pens, are they included?

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Normally European refs don't fall for helping them as much,last night although I've only seen the 'pen' is a worrying moment.

 

[Jocks Y-Fronts]

Good “wow” hahah

I would have bet my house on them getting a penalty (if I was a betting man of course !). It's sad when they are given for obvious cheating and VAR does nothing.

 

[Bozzie]

Fantastic headline in the Mail this morning:
"He's a Ferrari .... a £100m player" "World class"
Anthony Martial lauded by ex-Manchester United stars Owen Hargreaves, Robin Van Persie and Paul Scholes after his performance in Europa League win over Copenhagen
And people say the British media can't do satire, that's a brilliant piss take of a headline ...... isn't it?

 

[lonestay]

First the Prem get them into top four to ensure the money keeps rolling in, then Uefa ensure they keep going in the loser cup to ensure the money keeps rolling in, it's just bent as f#ck. They don't need Sancho he is just a footballer. Their greatest signings over the years has been refs, VAR officials, Premier league management and Uefa management with those on the team you don't need to be spending 120 million on mere football players. 21 penalties in all competitions probably works out cheaper than one star player, and money that guarantees the result whereas a player doesn't . All of this is allegedly of course!

 

[cookster]

they missed about 3 pens, are they included?

Yep, 21 awarded.

 

[Manc Born & Bred]

Just seen the 'penalty' on the news with commentary along the lines of he was dragged back. If he was dragged back why did he fall forward. Has Tony M redefined the laws of physics?

 

[lonestay]

When a penalty is awarded to the scum all known laws of physics are suspended along with belief !

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

How many penalties required to get them competitive in the league? 30 probably, if it happens we definitely know something corrupt is happening.