United thread 2020/21

[Nebuchadnezzar]

This is nearing "Gazza with a fishing rod" territory

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

Just in...

Khaldoon to Sheikh Mansour, "Your Highness, another date, purchance?"

Boss man, "Nah, Doony, this is sweeter than all the mejdools in the Emirates."

 

[Marklr]

How are they mad at their owners? Didn't they already spend shitloads?

Because they shit compared to us.

 

[Chi-town blues]

It’s no coincidence that the biggest protests are happening at clubs who have wanted their owners out for a while.

It’s nothing to do with the European Super League, it’s the slapped arse fan bases unhappy that they’re no longer the top dogs.

I was thinking the same .

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Don't be fooled that this is anything to do with the proposed super league.

This is all about them being self entitled twats who can't handle not being at the very top of the tree, you have to ask after all the rumours last night about them hoping to get the game cancelled that they managed to get into the ground.

Where was the security? exactly how easy is it to break into a premier league ground?

I would have told them that the game has now been awarded to Liverpool and then lock the ground up with the cunts inside until tomorrow night.

'Get back inside and watch it like everyone else has to'

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Neville is a vile piece of shit. Not interested in the good of football just the scum. And he has a face like a polecat eating a lemon.

 

[goalmole]

It's not Abu Dahbi who owns us you fucking rag ****!

What gives him the right to speak on our behalf?
Absolute ****.

 

[Bald fraud]

Can someone please explain what Micah has done wrong

Sucking rag cock

 

[LongsightM13]

Some absolutely appalling attire on display at Old Trafford today. They should dock them points for crimes against fashion.

Zebra Pants has already become a Meme

 

[malg]

You know something, all those years of up and down the leagues, watching them cünts win everything, watching them pick up all the best players (Bayern Munich like behaviour), watching us getting fucked over by Stockport, going to York away (yeah, I was there as well so fuck right off), watching the Pearce years.......

Every single fucking second of that was worth it to see what a fucking omni-shambles these entitled cünts have become. I hope that fucking stain Ferguson is watching it as well as he's responsible for the whole fucking lot.

Bwahahaha......