United thread 2020/21

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Colin Bells Boots said:
They are certainly fucked due to having no strategy, decent management or planning, so trying to appear relevant to their lemming hoardes is all they have got. The media whores are their last hope , and boy do they get some serious fucking help on that score.

If those bent cunts at PiGMOL hadn't made sure that they got top 4 and CL last season, they would have been much further down that slope .
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Their defending the ball reminds me of watching a dog chasing an empty crisp packet in the wind..!

Funny how the cost of their squad never gets a mention from the coffin dodger and ratboy..!

We are constantly told that Slabhead needs a new central defender to play alongside, the dabber needs yet another midfielder to enable him to be unleashed and the forward line needs an old fashioned, up an' at 'em centre forward to free up space for them to jog into..

Their goalie is on £350K per week and after 3 games has already had to fish the ball out of the back of his net 11 times..

They've lost both their home games and only won their one away game because everyone else had gone home..!

They need a new left back, winger, manager, stadium, CEO and Owners..

They are over half a billion pounds in debt and have just been gubbed 6-1 at home by a team managed by a manager they sacked and then replaced him with a guy who was flirted by Cardiff..!



Oh my f'kin sides..!
 
Courtneyneild said:
I'm not sure if it's been discussed but i read on twitter ( yeah, i know ), that the reason Fernandes was subbed at half time was because he told Magurie that he wasn't fit to wear the united shirt. Unsure if true but he's their best player by a mile, didn't look injured so can't see why they'd sub him. If you're making a tactical sub, bring off Greenwood or Pogba who don't offer as much. Or does that just show the ineptitude of OGS?
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You may have answered your own question there.
 
Bill the Blue said:
Their defending the ball reminds me of watching a dog chasing an empty crisp packet in the wind..!

Funny how the cost of their squad never gets a mention from the coffin dodger and ratboy..!

We are constantly told that Slabhead needs a new central defender to play alongside, the dabber needs yet another midfielder to enable him to be unleashed and the forward line needs an old fashioned, up an' at 'em centre forward to free up space for them to jog into..

Their goalie is on £350K per week and after 3 games has already had to fish the ball out of the back of his net 11 times..

They've lost both their home games and only won their one away game because everyone else had gone home..!

They need a new left back, winger, manager, stadium, CEO and Owners..

They are over half a billion pounds in debt and have just been gubbed 6-1 at home by a team managed by a manager they sacked and then replaced him with a guy who was flirted by Cardiff..!



Oh my f'kin sides..!
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Chortle...!
 
Bill the Blue said:
Their defending the ball reminds me of watching a dog chasing an empty crisp packet in the wind..!

Funny how the cost of their squad never gets a mention from the coffin dodger and ratboy..!

We are constantly told that Slabhead needs a new central defender to play alongside, the dabber needs yet another midfielder to enable him to be unleashed and the forward line needs an old fashioned, up an' at 'em centre forward to free up space for them to jog into..

Their goalie is on £350K per week and after 3 games has already had to fish the ball out of the back of his net 11 times..

They've lost both their home games and only won their one away game because everyone else had gone home..!

They need a new left back, winger, manager, stadium, CEO and Owners..

They are over half a billion pounds in debt and have just been gubbed 6-1 at home by a team managed by a manager they sacked and then replaced him with a guy who was flirted by Cardiff..!



Oh my f'kin sides..!
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Only West Brom (13) have conceded more goals this season than the two cheeks of the same arse, who have both let in as many as Fulham (11).

But we’re the ones with the dodgy defence.
 
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