United thread 2020/21

[RadcliffeRick]

How come there are no photos of Cavani in a Utd shirt , no photos of him signing , just a drawing of him in a red shirt ?

Sneak preview of the Cavani picture to be used in the Mail tomorrow

 

[Dirty Harry]

Strangely enough, as much as I love watching Wio make a complete nob-head of himself (that clip has aged very well), the more I watch it my favourite bit is actually just watching Owen looking like a kid who's found the golden ticket to the chocolate factory.

He looks as excited to be their as we are disappointed that those two f#cktards have been chosen to provide us with some 'informed comment'...........

Looking at him these days, he obviously took full advantage of that golden ticket, the fat bastard !

 

[Blue_eyes]

Sneak preview of the Cavani picture to be used in the Mail tomorrow

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Mate........you shouldnt post child abuse on this forum!!!.......or was it really Cavani as a one year old, having supported rags since embryohood.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Looking at him these days, he obviously took full advantage of that golden ticket, the fat bastard !

It's the sheer look of 'what am I doing here?' that gets me.............

 

[babyape]

How come there are no photos of Cavani in a Utd shirt , no photos of him signing , just a drawing of him in a red shirt ?

I hope they're working on another cringeworthy video, a la Sanchez to announce this wonder signing. Even their fans would hate this. Please Woodward, please be doing this

 

[Cellarite]

SSN had his new number 7 shirt nestled in-between other 7 wearing Rag shirts like cRon, dBecks and C*ntona in a mahoosive studio graphic.

According to them, he was brought in to inspire the kiddywink strikers, with a tiny footnote that he doesn't speak a word of English.

I wonder why they don’t put other famous number 7’s on like Depay, Sanchez, Tia Maria etc.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

I wonder why they don’t put other famous number 7’s on like Depay, Sanchez, Tia Maria etc.

" Iconic number 7 " is what SSN are pushing surely ?

As if the magic number will make a 33year old fitter, faster, stronger blah, blah, blah

 

[crazyg]

Harry the liars tits are bigger than my wife's!!

You know the rules......

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Cavani has to quarantine for 14 days.
Misses the next game.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Cavani has to quarantine for 14 days.
Misses the next game.

How's the rest of the old folks home ?