United thread 2020/21

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It may only be based upon just the one game for me too.. but that Ollie Watkins will always have a special place in my heart, whoever he plays for, whatever he does in his career! The lad deserves a guard of honour at every ground he plays at for the rest of the season (with the exception of at the Anfield Road Formation Brick Throwers’ gaff..)
Modern day Dennis Bailey
 

Strangely enough, as much as I love watching Wio make a complete nob-head of himself (that clip has aged very well), the more I watch it my favourite bit is actually just watching Owen looking like a kid who's found the golden ticket to the chocolate factory.

He looks as excited to be their as we are disappointed that those two f#cktards have been chosen to provide us with some 'informed comment'...........
 
Their defending the ball reminds me of watching a dog chasing an empty crisp packet in the wind..!

Funny how the cost of their squad never gets a mention from the coffin dodger and ratboy..!

We are constantly told that Slabhead needs a new central defender to play alongside, the dabber needs yet another midfielder to enable him to be unleashed and the forward line needs an old fashioned, up an' at 'em centre forward to free up space for them to jog into..

Their goalie is on £350K per week and after 3 games has already had to fish the ball out of the back of his net 11 times..

They've lost both their home games and only won their one away game because everyone else had gone home..!

They need a new left back, winger, manager, stadium, CEO and Owners..

They are over half a billion pounds in debt and have just been gubbed 6-1 at home by a team managed by a manager they sacked and then replaced him with a guy who was flirted by Cardiff..!



Oh my f'kin sides..!
When you put it like that ...
 
Please be true.



So a guy who would put Tom Daley in bronze position,maybe he doesn't understand that when you foul your own player in the home box you dont get a penalty.
Plus on a serious note,it seems like in time the whole EU will have it in for slabhead Albanians Greeks now Portuguese wonder who be the next one
 
How come there are no photos of Cavani in a Utd shirt , no photos of him signing , just a drawing of him in a red shirt ?
 
How come there are no photos of Cavani in a Utd shirt , no photos of him signing , just a drawing of him in a red shirt ?
SSN had his new number 7 shirt nestled in-between other 7 wearing Rag shirts like cRon, dBecks and C*ntona in a mahoosive studio graphic.

According to them, he was brought in to inspire the kiddywink strikers, with a tiny footnote that he doesn't speak a word of English.
 
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