United thread 2020/21

[TheThirdDeano]

Surly this has to be a points deduction?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Hi AHT. You have overlooked the fact that DVDB is a £80m player who the scum got at half price. Great deal I would say.

I refer you back to my point about employing poor footballing personnel as to why they think he is worth that.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Surly this has to be a points deduction?

Next season. It’s not necessary this one.

 

[TheThirdDeano]

Next season. It’s not necessary this one.

It’d be funnier if it was this one

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

It’d be funnier if it was this one

Fuck it. Both seasons.

 

[TheThirdDeano]

Fuck it. Both seasons.

There we go, justice!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

There we go, justice!

And every upcoming season.

It’s ironic that their fans smashed through their glass doors, which immediately causes Glaz(i)ers to come in.

 

[BlueDan91]

Any chance this had been rearranged for tomorrow and they're just keeping it quiet so not to avoid another incident like today?

A lot of bookies mentioning tomorrow at 3pm

 

[The perfect fumble]

There are twenty clubs in the Premier League, most of their fans know that football has its highs and lows, they immortalise their highs and fall back on gallows humour for the lows. They know for every high there''s a low and often there's more shit than bread in the sandwich, but they know, passed down from one generation to the next, that that's the life of a football supporter.

Three sets of fans in the Premier league don't know these things, they believe these rules don't apply to their clubs, these clubs are United, Liverpool and Arsenal.

That's why United and Liverpool are hated and it's why we all laugh at Arsenal.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Any chance this had been rearranged for tomorrow and they're just keeping it quiet so not to avoid another incident like today?

A lot of bookies mentioning tomorrow at 3pm

It makes the most logistical sense, but as nothing has been announced, it’s unlikely to be tomorrow.