United thread 2020/21

[mexico1970]

The DT this morning reports that Ollie is being told by his players that they want Grealish! Is Gary Nutter employed by Sky as a Rag scout, scount, count, well, yer know what Imean!

I wonder how that works? Ole sat there having a bit of toast in the morning and players ring him up asking if he would buy their mates?

It's an odd comment from a so called journalist isn't it :)

 

[TheThirdDeano]

I have a theory that the Piss Can secretly loves us but can’t let it out.

doesn’t he have a season ticket to us?

 

[Protein Junkie]

Anyone else noticed that apparently Fernandes is the new Cantona this morning.
A bit like comparing Jamie Pollock to El Magoo.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Anyone else the apparent Fernandes is the new Cantona this morning.
A bit like comparing Jamie Pollock to El Magoo.

Is that the Spanish Mr Magoo?

 

[abu13]

Read that they have agreed a deal for Tom Heaton, so just the 4 goalkeepers then.

I assume they must be letting one go.

DeGea? who would pay his wages
Henderson? the best thing since sliced bread 6 months ago
Lee Grant? No idea about.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Is that the Spanish Mr Magoo?

Oops Mago :-)

 

[KentBlue]

Read that they have agreed a deal for Tom Heaton, so just the 4 goalkeepers then.

I assume they must be letting one go.

DeGea? who would pay his wages
Henderson? the best thing since sliced bread 6 months ago
Lee Grant? No idea about.

The rags could put Stevie Wonder in goal and the media would call him the greatest goalkeeper of all time.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Just had a rag write this (below) on Facebook and all the other rags clicking "like" and wanking themselves silly in the comments.
I asked the prick to state where he read it.... it is like that 1 in 7 people in the world are rags (based on researching 56,000 people) and they all believe any stat thrown their way!

"Just read that exactly 50% of all United players since 1939 have come through the United academy"

 

[mat]

I have a theory that the Piss Can secretly loves us but can’t let it out.

doesn’t he have a season ticket to us?

He has a hard on for Pep.

He always wanted him at the swamp.

 

[mat]

Read that they have agreed a deal for Tom Heaton, so just the 4 goalkeepers then.

I assume they must be letting one go.

DeGea? who would pay his wages
Henderson? the best thing since sliced bread 6 months ago
Lee Grant? No idea about.

Wasn't Heaton a rag from their famous academy?