United thread 2020/21

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

I have a theory that the Piss Can secretly loves us but can’t let it out.

doesn’t he have a season ticket to us?

He needs to have a word with a Rangers fan I'm acquainted with. I went to a wedding a couple of years back and the father of the bride was a Rangers fan. When we were leaving, just before the 'fighting' was about to start I thanked him for an enjoyable day, and asked him if he recognised my tartan tie. I said it was the most romantic football club in Scotland. He eventually came up with Hearts (the City tartan wasn't available!) and then he asked me who I supported. Manchester City, I said. Oh, I love Manchester City. They play wonderful football! No mention of being 'noisy'!

 

[hertsblue]

I notice the despotic Pisscan has joined the rags as they fly out for their 'clash of the also-rans.'

I am convinced that the bullying tyrant is still pulling the strings there, asked to come of of his so-called 'retirement' to guide the rent boy as he stumbles blindly from one catastrophe to another.
There's no way the rags would have gotten the amount of penalties they've had if the dictator had really left the building.

After what happened with Busby (and Shankly at the dippers) you'd think they would have learned their lesson.

Of course he is. I suspect they panicked and got him back in half way through last season when it looked like they would miss out on the top 4. The amount of wrong decisions and penalty of the week they had in the 2nd half of the season has his name all over it.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Of course he is. I suspect they panicked and got him back in half way through last season when it looked like they would miss out on the top 4. The amount of wrong decisions and penalty of the week they had in the 2nd half of the season has his name all over it.

Piscan probably just rang up Riley and reminded him about their 'Special' arrangement.

 

[foggy1974]

So basically all they want is a non Arabic owner who has nothing to do with oil or gas has a squeaky clean image and is willing to invest upwards of 4 billion with out taking a penny out otherwise they riot sorry protest

Have luck finding that owner

 

[KentBlue]

Just had a rag write this (below) on Facebook and all the other rags clicking "like" and wanking themselves silly in the comments.
I asked the prick to state where he read it.... it is like that 1 in 7 people in the world are rags (based on researching 56,000 people) and they all believe any stat thrown their way!

"Just read that exactly 50% of all United players since 1939 have come through the United academy"

To be fair, he wrote that before his medication kicked in.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Just had a rag write this (below) on Facebook and all the other rags clicking "like" and wanking themselves silly in the comments.
I asked the prick to state where he read it.... it is like that 1 in 7 people in the world are rags (based on researching 56,000 people) and they all believe any stat thrown their way!

"Just read that exactly 50% of all United players since 1939 have come through the United academy"

It's true. I just read that 70% of all utd academy players since 1923 played in the first division/premier league and also played for England

 

[horlock_was_super]

It's true. I just read that 70% of all utd academy players since 1923 played in the first division/premier league and also played for England

And 100% of all rags are twats (even the one's not born yet)

 

[Inter Me Nan]

And 100% of all rags are twats (even the one's not born yet)

This is the content I live for right there.

 

[Viking blue]

Just found this whilst rumaging around Youtube. Dont know if it's of any interest to anyone one here but it's good viewing if you've got a spare 7 minutes

Rodent problem, I think we all know that.

When was the last time camelgob won the FA Cup?

;-)

when was the last time he wasn’t spouting Bollox.

 

[Newman Noggs]

So basically all they want is a non Arabic owner who has nothing to do with oil or gas has a squeaky clean image and is willing to invest upwards of 4 billion with out taking a penny out otherwise they riot sorry protest

Have luck finding that owner

And who is also happy to allow scrotey, Salford hooligan vermin to dictate what he can do with his own money.