United thread 2020/21

[Mike Cledford]

Ergh @mat and @Hoghead just because I started my post 'Serious question', doesn't mean it was.
I was taking the piss out of the media whore for sending tweets, PlayStations, new kidneys to just about every fucker going.


But not poor lickle Chardonnay

He has caused a fuss with Silly Sally for allowing the BBC to show a feature about Belle the 10 year old who got Mount's shirt after the semi final. The Sainted One said HE had the monopoly on favourable TV coverage on the BBC.
Sally pointed out that Belle was well spoken and her parents had a nice detached house in the Home Counties and they really didn't need that sort of family in his PR campaigns. Well only those who are tennis club members.
Meanwhile Ashton continues to find the next campaign whilst muttering about the bloody Euros taking TV time that should be featuring St Marcus.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

He's declined as a footballer and took the way of Team Beckham. He's just a PR machine now that will feed bullshit to the fans.


Probably be announced he's shagging a pop star after the Euros to complete the celebrity changeover.

 

[crazyg]

Ergh @mat and @Hoghead just because I started my post 'Serious question', doesn't mean it was.
I was taking the piss out of the media whore for sending tweets, PlayStations, new kidneys to just about every fucker going.


But not poor lickle Chardonnay

Can you fix it for me, Jim @Blue Mist , to receive a pair, as mine are buggered, or I will have to go on dialysis in the near future.?

 

[crazyg]

It is all so cynical and see through. He got found out and almost right away his pr team had him on the meals for schools thing. An honourable issue to tackle certainly but it stinks of pr and not something Sir Marcus had genuine issues with. I may be wrong but the timing of it, who he had just hired as pr management etc seems very sus.

By hook or crook though i am happy if he helps school kids get their meals, the act is honourable even if the reasons are more self serving, the end result was great.

I recently saw columns stating that he may put off his surgery for his so called injuries. If they were that bad he would have been on the table. I think it is flat out bollocks tbh. All the issues he has were the same he had before his "injuries" so i wonder how his fans square that one away. Utd fans falling over themselves to say he must be in pain so his decision making will be affected, why he doesn't run or why he still does run into dead ends and so on.

He is just not very good so am happy to see him stay at Utd. He has not improved in any area of his game that i can see, close control, interplay, set pieces, vision/game brain etc he is just a lad who can run fast. A very very limited player.

Blasphemy. How dare you slag off St. Marcus. You'll be mentioning Him in the same breath as Jeho..... , no perhaps not. (I don't want a stoning)

 

[kun]

I've been trying to find his accumulative stats for the last 5 years for goals and assists per minute but having difficulty. Probably because I'm a FOC.

2016/17: 3068 minutes, 11 goals, 7 assists -- 170 minutes per goal or assist (g/a)
2017/18: 2676 minutes, 13 goals, 10 assists -- 116 minutes per g/a
2018/19: 3291 minutes, 13 goals, 11 assists -- 137 minutes per g/a
2019/20: 3473 minutes, 22 goals, 12 assists -- 102 minutes per g/a
2020/21: 4146 minutes, 21 goals, 15 assists -- 115 minutes per g/a

TOTAL: 16,654 minutes, 80 goals, 55 assists -- 123 minutes per g/a

 

[Tommy_Catons_Perm]

Sir Marcus just Wrote a book called Making of a Champion....or something similar. I forget the actual title.

But St Marcus was never a Champion.

Bur St Marcus never read a book until about 3 years ago, aged 18, because he could not afford to buy books or be arsed to visit the library.

INCREDIBLE.

 

[KS55]

He's declined as a footballer and took the way of Team Beckham. He's just a PR machine now that will feed bullshit to the fans.


Probably be announced he's shagging a pop star after the Euros to complete the celebrity changeover.

Ed Sheeran is otherwise engaged.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Sir Marcus just Wrote a book called Making of a Champion....or something similar. I forget the actual title.

But St Marcus was never a Champion.

Bur St Marcus never read a book until about 3 years ago, aged 18, because he could not afford to buy books or be arsed to visit the library.

INCREDIBLE.

I'm waiting for the blame to be put on the rags by the media.

Schoolboy forms, starved, illiterate...sounds like slave labour.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

He has caused a fuss with Silly Sally for allowing the BBC to show a feature about Belle the 10 year old who got Mount's shirt after the semi final. The Sainted One said HE had the monopoly on favourable TV coverage on the BBC.
Sally pointed out that Belle was well spoken and her parents had a nice detached house in the Home Counties and they really didn't need that sort of family in his PR campaigns. Well only those who are tennis club members.
Meanwhile Ashton continues to find the next campaign whilst muttering about the bloody Euros taking TV time that should be featuring St Marcus.

St Marcus has been in discussions with the FA for use of Wembley stadium next summer for Food Aid 2022.
Mick Hucknall and Olly Murs have already pledged their support

 

[Mike Cledford]

St Marcus has been in discussions with the FA for use of Wembley stadium next summer for Food Aid 2022.
Mick Hucknall and Olly Murs have already pledged their support

Can't wait. Those two are better footballers than him