United thread 2020/21

[dobingsdobber]

You should be Bard.

There was a young fellow named Scholes
Who scored one or two decent goals
But he looked rather silly
When out popped his willy
'Cos his shorts must have been full of holes.

 

[mat]

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

There was a team called the scum
Everyone hated them
This doesn't rhyme
But who gives fuck
Cos their shit and I ain't lying

Thank you for the advanced viewing of your latest work George the Poet........

 

[give it to gordon]

First time in the rag thread for some time and its turned into a John Cooper Clarke competition !

 

[hammocity]

I'm sure this girl must support the Rags and the Dippers

Student who was born with two uteruses, two cervixes and two vaginas

Paige DeAngelo, 20, has uterine didelphys, meaning she was born with two fully-functioning reproductive systems

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk

 

[Big Swifty]

How awful.....having a stupid name like Paige

 

[Bigga]

I'm sure this girl must support the Rags and the Dippers

Student who was born with two uteruses, two cervixes and two vaginas

Paige DeAngelo, 20, has uterine didelphys, meaning she was born with two fully-functioning reproductive systems

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk

Imagine not knowing you had two vags all that time!

How would you not as a female...?

Anyway, her porn career will be off the charts!!

 

[Hoghead]

So the rags are after Kane as well now. Levy must be licking his lips in anticipation of clearing all their debts.

Tottenham news: Man United in pole position to sign Kane - Sources

Football Insider can exclusively reveal that Man United are in pole position to sign Tottenham talisman Harry Kane amid U-turn

www.footballinsider247.com

 

[blue b4 the moon]

So the rags are after Kane as well now. Levy must be licking his lips in anticipation of clearing all their debts.

Tottenham news: Man United in pole position to sign Kane - Sources

Football Insider can exclusively reveal that Man United are in pole position to sign Tottenham talisman Harry Kane amid U-turn

www.footballinsider247.com

When the rags get a mention it's normally a sign to start putting the blue cones out.

 

[Blue Mist]

Serious question.
Has Marcus Rashford peaked and is now in decline ?

Yesterday 8yr old Chardonnay fell over and grazed her knee. Nearly 24 hours later she is still to relieve a Play station, a book or even 3 fish fingers. Just what has gone wrong ?