United thread 2020/21

[crazyg]

How awful.....having a stupid name like Paige

She turns over very easily.

 

[dickie davies]

She turns over very easily.

She's moved onto the next chapter in her life

 

[crazyg]

She's moved onto the next chapter in her life

Yes. She had a novel idea.

 

[mat]

Serious question.
Has Marcus Rashford peaked and is now in decline ?

Yesterday 8yr old Chardonnay fell over and grazed her knee. Nearly 24 hours later she is still to relieve a Play station, a book or even 3 fish fingers. Just what has gone wrong ?

He's declined as a footballer and took the way of Team Beckham. He's just a PR machine now that will feed bullshit to the fans.


Probably be announced he's shagging a pop star after the Euros to complete the celebrity changeover.

 

[Hoghead]

Serious question.
Has Marcus Rashford peaked and is now in decline ?

Yesterday 8yr old Chardonnay fell over and grazed her knee. Nearly 24 hours later she is still to relieve a Play station, a book or even 3 fish fingers. Just what has gone wrong ?

I've been trying to find his accumulative stats for the last 5 years for goals and assists per minute but having difficulty. Probably because I'm a FOC.

 

[Blue Mist]

Ergh @mat and @Hoghead just because I started my post 'Serious question', doesn't mean it was.
I was taking the piss out of the media whore for sending tweets, PlayStations, new kidneys to just about every fucker going.


But not poor lickle Chardonnay

 

[JASR]

Yes. She had a novel idea.

I wonder if she has 2 Appendices as well.

 

[Blue Mist]

I've been trying to find his accumulative stats for the last 5 years for goals and assists per minute but having difficulty. Probably because I'm a FOC.

Hope this helps, sorry it's not broken down into minutes, in 5 seasons it's 23 goals.
14 assists
247 Fish Fingers to Our Lady of The Sacred Madonna Catholic School
25 copies of War and Peace to Newton Heath infants school,
47 tweets to OK magazine telling them about it.

 

[Deepest Blue]

He's declined as a footballer and took the way of Team Beckham. He's just a PR machine now that will feed bullshit to the fans.


Probably be announced he's shagging a pop star after the Euros to complete the celebrity changeover.

His increased brand recognition seems to have coincided with United hiring Neil Ashton as PR Chief.
Funny that.

 

[TCIB]

His increased brand recognition seems to have coincided with United hiring Neil Ashton as PR Chief.
Funny that.

It is all so cynical and see through. He got found out and almost right away his pr team had him on the meals for schools thing. An honourable issue to tackle certainly but it stinks of pr and not something Sir Marcus had genuine issues with. I may be wrong but the timing of it, who he had just hired as pr management etc seems very sus.

By hook or crook though i am happy if he helps school kids get their meals, the act is honourable even if the reasons are more self serving, the end result was great.

I recently saw columns stating that he may put off his surgery for his so called injuries. If they were that bad he would have been on the table. I think it is flat out bollocks tbh. All the issues he has were the same he had before his "injuries" so i wonder how his fans square that one away. Utd fans falling over themselves to say he must be in pain so his decision making will be affected, why he doesn't run or why he still does run into dead ends and so on.

He is just not very good so am happy to see him stay at Utd. He has not improved in any area of his game that i can see, close control, interplay, set pieces, vision/game brain etc he is just a lad who can run fast. A very very limited player.