United thread 2020/21

[aguero93:20]

Bullish talk that if it was klopp you could understand it as they are current champions,what are this lot ?
I’ll tell you what mostly irrelevant they are the new comedy club ..

Even the rag fanbase seem a bit embarrassed by that comment.

 

[aguero93:20]

Would you take him?...

Nope. Luxury player, gives the ball away far too much.

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Long live the centre back pairing of Magaluf

A bottle of Sauvignon with 2 12 ounce sirloins and salad perfect and chocolate eclairs to finish plus l know should have been red but gave in as its val day

Crab and truffle rissoto washed down with a pink Dom Perignon 06 and some mood music.
She's got no chance.

 

[Akira]

Would you take him?...

Meh, from a neutral standpoint, I think he's a pretty great player. But I wouldn't take him over our midfielders/attacking midfielders.

He thrives playing in the AM space/hole, and seems to suffer greatly with his productivity the further he is away from the box.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Nope. Luxury player, gives the ball away far too much.

And is a **** of an individual based upon his time with the rags.

Not a City type player

 

[Badensbluemoon]

Actually hope Ole gets a few odd wins here and there so it keeps him in the job.

Yeah, hopefully they keep him in charge, or I am wondering if they would go for Brendan?

 

[N1985]

Would you take him?...

Well he'd keep the lawn nice and tidy with those fucking teeth

 

[manimanc]

Would you take him?...

I need a bottle opener so his profile fits perfectly.

 

[The Colonel]

What is the point of a Martial?

“Ice cold Martial” they call him. Someone needs to warm him up a little before he gets rigour mortis.

 

[The Future’s Blue!]

Brilliant. Wants to blame the officials for possible giving a dodgy penalty, that he wanted, but then realised what an absolute plum he would look by not mentioning it was offside anyway.