United thread 2020/21

[bluealf]

Is this the thread to laugh in?

Hahahahahaha

 

[Citizen in Pakistan]

Mangala is so much better than 80 m Maguire. Their defending for the first goal is one of the worst pieces of defending ever

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

Jordan Pickford: "I'm a failtastic goalkeeper."
David de Gea: "Hold my beer."

 

[Akpowell]

1-6 happy anniversary

 

[dickie davies]

 

[Adebayor's Skidmarks]

'The officiating in the Premier league is an ABSOLUTE JOKE': Manchester United fans vent fury....​

Recorded for posterity.

 

[kippax4ever]

That equals our record. Rags biggest home loss is 1-6 to us, TWICE. Now equalled.

Big difference,we did it to the pisscan as well..

 

[Ancoats blue]

They were a fucking shambles like us last week, and how the fuck did Shaw escape a red card at the end, Taylor shit himself with that one. I want Son in this City team such an underrated player, would definitely be looking at him for next season.

I note that the team that 'did us' last week got their own arses well and truly caned today .... other than that you are right about City should be after a player like Son , at ANY time ....... and you're also right about the ref 'ducking out' of sending Shaw off ... and that only happened becasue he'd already sent one United player off!

 

[Bill the Blue]

I don't recall Tyler or ratboy telling the viewers how much the rags defence cost whilst laughing down the mic as the goals flew in..

It was fkin laughable listening to the knobs..

Doughnut thief
Man v Food
Bailey's with ice
Slabhead
Obi wan

£220 million, give or take a steak bake..

The Dabber
Static
Bal on door Tone
Portuguese diver

£220 million, give or take a large sausage roll..

Right said
Beeky

£85 million, give or take a cornish pasty..

Over half a billion quids worth of fodder..

After getting gubbed 6-1 you'd have thought it might get a mention by the commentary team..!

****'s..!

 

[blue b4 the moon]

They even had the penalty start as well....oh dear, how sad, nevermind.

On a serious note they're on one penalty per match, not seen the game but on target for 38 this season.