United thread 2020/21

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Its amazes me that the thick bastards dont get the irony of doing well in a knockout tournament that you have to be knocked out of a bigger one to get in means fuck all.
It's like the non sporty kids at school getting a Mars bar for taking part .
Let them bask in some delusion of grandeur whilst we keep smashing all known records.
It's quite fun really reading and listening to them trying to make it "Its ok little one you did well" for comfort.
Onwards and upwards

If United won an egg and spoon race at school sports day their fans would be out in force thinking they are rolling back they years to the 1990s. Premier league clubs all the way down to the likes of Burnley have bigger budgets to compete then their counterparts in la liga, the fact is they have spent the same amount of money as City since Fergie left. They haven’t been in with even a sniff of winning a premier league title and are seasoned competitors in Europe’s second football tournament.

Might as well be Seville.

 

[nmc]

If United won an egg and spoon race at school sports day their fans would be out in force thinking they are rolling back they years to the 1990s. Premier league clubs all the way down to the likes of Burnley have bigger budgets to compete then their counterparts in la liga, the fact is they have spent the same amount of money as City since Fergie left. They haven’t been in with even a sniff of winning a premier league title and are seasoned competitors in Europe’s second football tournament.

Might as well be Seville.

Out in force you say? Well they might get excited from the cosy comfort of their arm chairs... I still haven’t stopped laughing about their last open bus parade with three dozen people lining the streets from Deansgate to Stratford Mall.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Out in force you say? Well they might get excited from the cosy comfort of their arm chairs... I still haven’t stopped laughing about their last open bus parade with three dozen people lining the streets from Deansgate to Stratford Mall.

The one in the rain with the same 300 fans running round the bus all the way along the parade route.
That has to be a record.
Lower crowd than when Leo Skeetes (c) Mossley team had a homecoming welcome after finishing runners up in the F.A. Trophy...

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Out in force you say? Well they might get excited from the cosy comfort of their arm chairs... I still haven’t stopped laughing about their last open bus parade with three dozen people lining the streets from Deansgate to Stratford Mall.

They did plan one first week of January for topping the league. Not heard much on the schedules and route since then.

 

[Blueboy73]

The one in the rain with the same 300 fans running round the bus all the way along the parade route.
That has to be a record.
Lower crowd than when Leo Skeetes (c) Mossley team had a homecoming welcome after finishing runners up in the F.A. Trophy...

I remember some of the newspapers went as far as airbrushing the streets out from the photographs of the bus they published for that one.
Some photos of the empty streets on Deansgate appeared afterwards and GMP estimated that FIVE TIMES as many people turned out for our FA Cup parade the same season and there were also over 45k in the stadium waiting for the team at the end of the parade too.

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

F*ck me , everytime Pendandes assists or scores there is a full feature the next day about his sheer brilliance , the only reason he stands out at the Swamp is because he is playing alongside overrated , overpaid dross. He's a good midfielder but great players illuminate great teams , step forward David Silva he did it for a decade at the top level and KDB,Foden and Gundogan are following in his footsteps. Being the best player at the Swamp is nothing to shout about , f*ck me the Raggy clowns think Pogshite is world class LOL

 

[Musselburgh Blue]

The Fernandes lovin' in the media circles is getting beyond tiresome. All these stats about his 'involvement' in goals. They need to chop 50% off as they were struck from the penalty spot. Stat padding at its best.

He wonders around the pitch contributing very little for the vast majority of their games. He appears to dive, feign injury or complain to the officials throughout. The West Brom game was a good example. He done absolutely nothing until the 45th minute other than limp claiming he was caught with a couple of challenges, to the point where it was mentioned in commentary, but then shins one home and becomes talk of studio.

He wouldn't get into Pep's side over any of our attacking players - he doesn't have the work ethic.

 

[Saddleworth2]

The Fernandes lovin' in the media circles is getting beyond tiresome. All these stats about his 'involvement' in goals. They need to chop 50% off as they were struck from the penalty spot. Stat padding at its best.

He wonders around the pitch contributing very little for the vast majority of their games. He appears to dive, feign injury or complain to the officials throughout. The West Brom game was a good example. He done absolutely nothing until the 45th minute other than limp claiming he was caught with a couple of challenges, to the point where it was mentioned in commentary, but then shins one home and becomes talk of studio.

He wouldn't get into Pep's side over any of our attacking players - he doesn't have the work ethic.

They are just trying to nail on POTY for him bless.
Cant have us winning 4 trophies and not give the individual prizes elsewhere.

 

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

He's a certainty for POTY regardless of anything else that happens.

 

[ancoats]

did utd win last night ? seen nothing in the media this morning hahahahaha