United thread 2020/21

[Aba452]

If it walks like a ****, talks like a **** and smells like a ****, it is a ****.

Ergo, this is a cunts derby.

Incidentally Bingo's new glasses. Edgy design channeling retro chic? Or just cuntish? Tricky!

 

[chedinho]

Their problem is that they buy one ticket they have to agree to buy other tickets they don't want or they can't have the ticket in the first place. That doesn't scan, though.

You want one ticket but pay for three.

 

[Mikejl]

Son of Wayne?

Only if his mums around 80 years old

 

[remember arthur mann]

This is all Pep Guardiola's fault.

 

[LongsightM13]

You want one ticket but pay for three.

“They can’t get a ticket, they’re on open sale, oh united are a massive club”

 

[JASR]

The worry is that they seriously injure or kill someone, these are simply riots.

Maguire is injured, the Liverpool forwards are probably safe

 

[casserole of nonsense]

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Tossers

 

[The perfect fumble]

Fuck me! This is from the Guardian's rolling coverage of the match....

Graeme Souness, meanwhile, is talking absolute gibberish. He seems to be a very confused man, and seems to hold a strange reverence for the Glazer family. Incoherent ramblings by a man who doesn’t seem to understand what the fans are actually protesting. “They are powerful people” he says of the Manchester United owners.

And what might that be I wonder....

 

[BLUEMATT23]

Tossers

Why do they all wear black?

 

[Pingu the Penguin]

Fuck me! This is from the Guardian's rolling coverage of the match....

Graeme Souness, meanwhile, is talking absolute gibberish. He seems to be a very confused man, and seems to hold a strange reverence for the Glazer family. Incoherent ramblings by a man who doesn’t seem to understand what the fans are actually protesting. “They are powerful people” he says of the Manchester United owners.

And what might that be I wonder....

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