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crazyg said:
If anybody is interested, they're about to show the second half of the Sick Swan after the adverts on channel 402, SkySp PL HD. I was going to go to bed, but i think I might stay up for about 45 more minutes!
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I'd stay up all night watching that Merlon pass on repeat.

Merlin :-(
 
I've written a tribute to Paul Pogba's performance against Switzerland to the tune of Abba's Dancing Queen.

Monday night and Swiss hopes were low
Back from the Euros they thought they'd go
Three one down they should have been out
But there was a cocky rag about
His name was Pogba and he scored a goal
Then gave up trying like a dipper on the dole

He is the dancing fool
He thinks he's cool
But he is a tool oh yeah
He can dab he can dance
He let down all of France

Tackling just ain't his thing
Prefers to prance about covered in bling
He's a loser yet again
Even though he scored his pen
Back to the swamp he must go
To lose again to Pep's heroes

Oh yeah

He is the dancing fool
He thinks he's cool
But he is a tool
He can dab he can dance
He let down all of France
 
jamesha said:
I've written a tribute to Paul Pogba's performance against Switzerland to the tune of Abba's Dancing Queen.

Monday night and Swiss hopes were low
Back from the Euros they thought they'd go
Three one down they should have been out
But there was a cocky rag about
His name was Pogba and he scored a goal
Then gave up trying like a dipper on the dole

He is the dancing fool
He thinks he's cool
But he is a tool oh yeah
He can dab he can dance
He let down all of France

Tackling just ain't his thing
Prefers to prance about covered in bling
He's a loser yet again
Even though he scored his pen
Back to the swamp he must go
To lose again to Pep's heroes

Oh yeah

He is the dancing fool
He thinks he's cool
But he is a tool
He can dab he can dance
He let down all of France
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If your day job includes putting a pair of overalls on give it up
 
bluebc said:
I really need to spend more time on the internet , whereabouts and how many ?
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Manchester City has announced plans to introduce a safe standing area at the Etihad Stadium ahead of the 2021/22 season. The installation of 5,620 rail seats in the lower tier of the Etihad Stadium's South Stand, including the South East and South West corners, will begin during the off season this summer.25 Mar 2021
 
jamesha said:
I've written a tribute to Paul Pogba's performance against Switzerland to the tune of Abba's Dancing Queen.

Monday night and Swiss hopes were low
Back from the Euros they thought they'd go
Three one down they should have been out
But there was a cocky rag about
His name was Pogba and he scored a goal
Then gave up trying like a dipper on the dole

He is the dancing fool
He thinks he's cool
But he is a tool oh yeah
He can dab he can dance
He let down all of France

Tackling just ain't his thing
Prefers to prance about covered in bling
He's a loser yet again
Even though he scored his pen
Back to the swamp he must go
To lose again to Pep's heroes

Oh yeah

He is the dancing fool
He thinks he's cool
But he is a tool
He can dab he can dance
He let down all of France
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I've written one in tribute to Bruno's performances called Fernandeso.

Don't think you're smart when you look at a defense

Just because you can eat a Maltisa through a wire picket fence

I clapped the nurses as well as my local dairy

But not as much as your fuckin tooth fairy

"Where's my son gone" His mother would say

"Out in the back eatin the hay"

"WHERE'S ME ROOF GONE?" His Mam would bellow

A tooth came out, he put it under his pillow(close though)

I'd love to go through him with a pair of Timpsons

Just because in that photo he looked like one of the Simpsons

Give him his due he never does hide

That's cause his teeth are always offside

He looks in a mirror thinkin he's dish

He looks more like Ronaldo if you ordered him from Wish

A poachers dream
 
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