United Thread - 2021/22

[Indaparkside]

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They will be paying a 38 year old a 500k a week wage.

Alexis Sanchez was paid £500k a week look what happened there and we’re ruining football ffs

 

[Highpeakprowler]

Can’t you find a toilet door to peak under?

Are we doing ‘sex pest’ top trumps?

*scans today’s newspapers*

I concede defeat.

 

[Eebo]

Pep better take the derbies more seriously now and stop treating them with respect.

These giddy fuckers need putting in their place.

They will be paying a 38 year old a 500k a week wage.

Apparently it is a salary of £25 million after taxes per season.

That is £480k per week after taxes or but is actually £872k pre tax if reported in the normal way UK players salaries are.

KDB is our top earner and on about half this amount

 

[Indaparkside]

Apparently it is a salary of £25 million after taxes per season.

That is £480k per week after taxes or but is actually £872k pre tax if reported in the normal way UK players salaries are.

KDB is our top earner and on about half this amount

And 10 times better than that fucker

 

[Man-chester copperpot]

Right, i’m getting sick to death of this tw@t already - it’s only been about 4hrs aswell. Thank god were early kick-off to keep us occupied.

What an ending to a shit couple of weeks….
Messi to Psg “WANKFEST”
Kane staying at Spurs “SAUSAGEFEST”
Mendy providing some surprise sex “SEXPESTFEST”
Ronaldo to United “MEDIACOCKSOUTFEST”

I hope this transvestite flops like my penis after 3 bags of marching powder, he’s nowhere near the Ronaldo of 2009
Give Fernandinho a shout as all it needs is 1 decent crunching tackle and his arse will fall out. The fossil is nearly as old as me.

Remember, Madrid didn’t want him, Juventus didn’t want him, and City didn’t want him - nobody wanted him apart from these Rag fuckers.
Every great player has given this shower of a football club the elbow otherwise Messi, Neymar, Mbappe or Haaland would all be looking for properties around Stretford.

I’m back to hating these motherfuck@rs 100% until Liverpool pipe up again

 

[Eebo]

Alexis Sanchez was paid £500 a week look what happened there and we’re ruining football ffs

Ronaldo is getting £872k, the £500K he is getting is AFTER TAX.

That is how they report salaries abroad, but UK players wages are normally quoted pre-tax.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

If 480k is correct i can see very easily why we walked away. I don't care if Sam Lee was balls deep in Txiki's arse there is no way we would pay a 36yo that amount of cash, absolutely no chance.

I would have accepted him here as a relationship of convenience and i can accept him not being here to. No strong feelings on it either way really. I would even wish him the best if he was not going to utd and wasn't such a twat.

 

[Bobby the blue]

All the while it’s Fred and Mctominay in the centre everyone else has a fighting chance.

 

[Cheadle_hulmeBlue]

Glad we didn’t get him. I can’t stand him and as I said in the transfer forum he represents United

 

[Indaparkside]

Glad we didn’t get him. I can’t stand him and as I said in the transfer forum he represents United

And he’s a ****

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

And 10 times better than that fucker

Even with the widest blue specs on you can't actually believe this?

 

[yeseye]

Alexis Sanchez was paid £500 a week look what happened there and we’re ruining football ffs

About the right wages for the useless twat!

 

[Indaparkside]

About the right wages for the useless twat!

Haha I’m tired fucking off to bed

 

[yeseye]

I think we were completely played, at first we kept cool but then it escalated and we did entertain the idea of course, Mendes did a top class negotiation, approached City, remember the rumours Juve wanting Jesus we said no to swaps, then draw a reaction from United to avoid the embarassment so Mendes went from a tough place to a place of being able to play the two clubs against each other.

the only thing wish he would do the same now for Bernardo and get a top class deal for City to sell him, but he does not need to do that as we wil accept a shit ass fee imo on Monday probably. which case i fucking hope he stays instead, unhappy or not.

The only ones who were completely played are the ones paying 872k Per week!

 

[TheThirdDeano]

It’s lucky for the rags that the wage limit rules were scraped.
Oh wait no, not lucky. The other thing; crooked.

 

[Octavian]

The only ones who were completely played are the ones paying 872k Per week!

Is there a source for this figure?

I though £480m was mental, it’s £100k more than the highest paid player in the country (KDB).

No wonder City weren’t interested.

 

[Thorin Oakenshield]

Ronaldo is getting £872k, the £500K he is getting is AFTER TAX.

That is how they report salaries abroad, but UK players wages are normally quoted pre-tax.

Props to Jorge Mendes, he deserves his Dubai Globe soccer award this year!

 

[yeseye]

Is there a source for this figure?

I though £480m was mental, it’s £100k more than the highest paid player in the country (KDB).

No wonder City weren’t interested.

Is there a source for your figure?

 

[Octavian]

Is there a source for your figure?

Sky Italy, yes.

Sky UK also repeated it.

 

[yeseye]

Sky Italy, yes.

Sky UK also repeated it.

480 Million?
Fair enough!