United Thread - 2021/22

[crazyg]

Norwegian blue. Noted for their ability to stay still for long periods of time

Pining for the fjords.

 

[mat]

Pining for the fjords.

PININ' for the FJORDS?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im home?

 

[mat]

Nothing to see here.

The rags are the pinnacle of fiscal responsibility. Dirty oil, FFPR cheating cunts like us must aspire to be like them...

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

My brother lives in Hulme and is always getting asked by the rag twats how do they get to Old Trafford...just like you he sends them in the direction of the Etihad.. He used to send them to Maine Road too

Jack Benny -“How do you get to Carnegie Hall?” , “Practice, practice, practice”

 

[Vienna_70]

My brother lives in Hulme and is always getting asked by the rag twats how do they get to Old Trafford...just like you he sends them in the direction of the Etihad.. He used to send them to Maine Road too

Mrs Vienna and her friend sent a couple of rags the wrong way many years ago, and when she told her Dad what they’d done, he gave them hell.

 

[Vienna_70]

Norwegian blue. Noted for their ability to stay still for long periods of time

And their beautiful plumage!

 

[crazyg]

To save another 10 pages of replies, here is the original.
Enjoy!



EDIT: not the original - it morphs into the Lumberjack song. (2 for the price of 1)

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

What's that old saying about imitation being the sincerest form of flattery?

Why is Billy Joel welcoming people to Manchester?

 

[mat]

Why is Billy Joel welcoming people to Manchester?

Leave a tender moment alone.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

1.4 billion spent since last winning the league

Some kind of ticker might be useful to keep track...