United Thread - 2021/22

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

Reading this morning that £35M Donnie Van de 4-starts wants out in January

£8.75M per start... £100,000 per week.

Gotta love the Rag's transfer 'strategy'...

£35m van der Beek? He's the £80m player scum bought for £40m, not £35m!

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

Without going into the excellent source in the tunnel for our recent derby win...

Ronaldo walked down the tunnel and after Solskjaer...

He was loud enough to be heard having a go at his team-mates and telling his manager: "He's just shit his pants (unnamed player - perm any one of eleven) and you can't do that at this level. You have got to change it at half-time."

Our lads couldn't believe that here was a player telling the manager what he had to do, calling out a team-mate in front of opponents not even back to their own dressing room.

The City players were laughing and reported back to Pep and the coaches.

Whilst it is obvious things needed to change, it is still an excellent insight how Ronaldo is throwing his weight around and why their players are undermining each other.

 

[Eds]

Without going into the excellent source in the tunnel for our recent derby win...

Ronaldo walked down the tunnel and after Solskjaer...

He was loud enough to be heard having a go at his team-mates and telling his manager: "He's just shit his pants (unnamed player - perm anyone of eleven) and you can't do that at this level. You have got to change it at half-time."

Our lads couldn't believe that here was a player telling the manager what he had to do, calling out a team-mate in front of opponents not even back to their own dressing room.

The City players were laughing and reported back to Pep and the coaches.

Whilst it is obvious things needed to change, it is still an excellent insight how Ronaldo is throwing his weight around and why their players are undermining each other.

To be fair Danny Murphy on MOTD said everyone could see after 20 minutes whatever plan the bus driver had wasn't working and why did he wait until half time to change. The comment 'he's just shit his pants' obviously wasn't about him or the doughnut thief surely so that leaves nine. Given he took off Bailly it wouldn't surprise me if that was who he was talking about as the bus driver doesn't have the brains to figure it out for himself. What he should have done was take CRap37 off as he contributed nothing other than the assist for out second when he gave the ball away. Would love to see his running stats for that game and compare them to any of our front three. Eddie probably ran more than him

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

£35m van der Beek? He's the £80m player scum bought for £40m, not £35m!

I was giving them the benefit of the doubt with add ons ;-)

 

[inchy14]

To be fair Danny Murphy on MOTD said everyone could see after 20 minutes whatever plan the bus driver had wasn't working and why did he wait until half time to change. The comment 'he's just shit his pants' obviously wasn't about him or the doughnut thief surely so that leaves nine. Given he took off Bailly it wouldn't surprise me if that was who he was talking about as the bus driver doesn't have the brains to figure it out for himself. What he should have done was take CRap37 off as he contributed nothing other than the assist for out second when he gave the ball away. Would love to see his running stats for that game and compare them to any of our front three. Eddie probably ran more than him

Wan Bissaka. Didn’t have a clue where to be in the first half as a ‘wing back’ and they needed a flat back 4 just to keep some actual shape.

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

To be fair Danny Murphy on MOTD said everyone could see after 20 minutes whatever plan the bus driver had wasn't working and why did he wait until half time to change. The comment 'he's just shit his pants' obviously wasn't about him or the doughnut thief surely so that leaves nine. Given he took off Bailly it wouldn't surprise me if that was who he was talking about as the bus driver doesn't have the brains to figure it out for himself. What he should have done was take CRap37 off as he contributed nothing other than the assist for out second when he gave the ball away. Would love to see his running stats for that game and compare them to any of our front three. Eddie probably ran more than him

Apparently mate, Ronaldo was top of their running stats, which tells you United are in even worse shape than thought :)

My tunnel source said at first they thought Ronaldo had accused Solskjaer of shitting his pants, but then it became clear he was pointing to a group of his team-mates.

There was an assumption from some of our lads he was having a pop at Bissaka, but they couldn't quite believe how brazen the conversation was with the manager.

Different standards.

 

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

Apparently mate, Ronaldo was top of their running stats, which tells you United are in even worse shape than thought :)

My tunnel source said at first they thought Ronaldo had accused Solskjaer of shitting his pants, but then it became clear he was pointing to a group of his team-mates.

There was an assumption from some of our lads he was having a pop at Bissaka, but they couldn't quite believe how brazen the conversation was with the manager.

Different standards.

Your mate is fred the red and i claim my £5.

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

Your mate is fred the red and i claim my £5.

Slightly better paid than Fred ;)

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Apparently mate, Ronaldo was top of their running stats, which tells you United are in even worse shape than thought :)

My tunnel source said at first they thought Ronaldo had accused Solskjaer of shitting his pants, but then it became clear he was pointing to a group of his team-mates.

There was an assumption from some of our lads he was having a pop at Bissaka, but they couldn't quite believe how brazen the conversation was with the manager.

Different standards.

OGS is never going to earn respect as a manager though TH even though the rags players are mainly over-hyped cunts.

the Portugese ponce is just another vanity project bought for the lemmings and Govan Bully.

Karma

 

[jrb]

The longer there is no announcement, the more I'm sure Ole will be at the well against Watford. :-) #prayforOle