United Thread - 2021/22

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You've got to wonder if the media love in/obsession/need to keep them relevant for profit actually does them no favours at times. If this where a decent team where a CL place would be seen as success, let's say West Ham, then losing a few games goes relatively unnoticed. The players move on, manager works something out, they win the next game, still only a win and a draw away from CL spot. It's seen as a good season to only just miss out. Amazing if you get it.

Utd are treated like the best team in the world. THE biggest team the world has ever seen. It's unthinkable to not be top, or only a win away from it. The pressure is insurmountable. Imagine being in that average team in that below par dressing room being told every single time you don't play like prime Brazil, not; that it's because you aren't expected to be that good and let's go again, but that you're absolutely THE most shite player to ever have even looked at a football because you aren't part of that treble winning side they can't stop fawning over.

Must be like having a tiny dick n having your sexual performance judged by your ex porn star missus who has her mates round to berate you straight after for not having a 10 inch penis or being able to fuck her straight for 10 hours whilst doing a handstand. You'd be rightly disheartened by the whole thing. Especially if you looked at her n her mates n thought you know what, you're just a washed out whore who sold out years ago, you're not that attractive anymore and you're mates are all fucking mental. You're lucky I'm even with you. Infact, I reckon you'd spurt your load in 3 minutes, use her for what you can then fuck off.
The coitus hand stand is my current speciality. When I was younger, I could do the triple reverse somersault with tuck and pike; my finish drove them wild. 8.0, 8.0, 8.0.
 
Could do without Pochettino going there, he’s competent. I’d assumed he’d be our next manager after Pep in a few years. Hopefully the guarantee of trophies at PSG will put him off leaving them for some time.
 
It’s being reported that Edward Woodentop is thinking of delaying his departure so he can oversee the appointment of the new manager.

Fucking brilliant, the true meaning of a gift that keeps on giving.
'cause Woodenhead is certainly the man I'd turn to for advice on important football matters!... Psyche! LOL.
 
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Being reported that both Poch and Ten Hag are very interested in the job, so they are going to have an actual manager this time. Would much prefer it to be Poch, I want Ten Hag to be on our shortlist post Pep.
 
The fact he did that interview when he left shows how low an opinion he has of himself. We should all share it.
I can't possibly picture a situation where I'm being sacked from my job for being shit, and as my final act agree to sit down and make an embarrassing tit of myself for a video on their website.

Imagine having such little pride in yourself.
 
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I think he is someone who actually knows what he is doing. It all depends on if the raggies know what they are doing and they have history.
Without doubt he is a good manager, but the mid table teams should aspire to having a good manager. These lot want to be back up top winning things. For that you need w world class manager, especially domestically.

Poch will do for me, and in 6 months time we’ll have a #SOP thread to indulge in.
 
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