That's your heart talking not your head. And yet they were runners up and beat us last season. Then they added Sancho, Varane and Ronaldo to that. The problem is its all ad-hoc and not thought through and they've gone from playing counter-attacking football which worked quite well for them last season (against the better sides) to some unknown style of play which basically seems to revolve around feeding Ronaldo.
Can a new coach get something more out of this squad? The mystery for me is the collapse in form of Shaw and Maguire. They are both decent players imo who have as you said had nightmares this season. Normally a players lack of form can be explained. Injury, unsettled, age etc. But Maguire and Shaw have gone from being strong performers to complete rubbish and its hard to understand why that would be.
So using your head who are the great players at the swamp? Which players do you look over to Trafford and think I wish we had him? I know I wouldn't want any of the back 4 or midfield. Would you honestly take Shaw or Maguire even on a free transfer, I wouldn't, don't think Liverpool or Chelsea would either.