United Thread - 2021/22

[jimmygrimblesboots]

Ronaldo's agent has played a blinder , i suspect there has'nt been any contact at all with our club over this transfer , his alleged phone conversation with Pep and where he would fit in the team and other bullshit has been carefully fed to the media with the intention of giving the Rags no alternative but to sign him.
Not in a million years would Woody and the Duelling Banjo's brothers allow their yesteryear hero join their local neighbours , the Rags have been backed into a corner with the fear of the fake Ronaldo wearing a blue shirt and the wrath of their 659m fans.
MUFC the club that keeps on giving.

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

Could they be considered title contenders with the transfer window they had?

They should be considered title contenders every season given how much money they spend. We get stick for not winning the CL and they've match our spending year in and year out and haven't won a league for a decade. And there's still three teams more likely to win it this year.

 

[BerkshireBlue]

Shaw

There's always one smart arse , of course you're right but that's your lot

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

They’re the sad guy who’s wife left them for a better looking bloke who was better in bed, and now welcomes her back because the better looking bloke doesn’t want her anymore. Everyone else is laughing at them, but they’re just happy she’s back, STD’s or no STD’s.

 

[Varanesking]

Sancho, Varane and Ronaldo for around 125M pounds. That´s actually a good business and very good summer from them. They still need a CDM though.

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

Fernandes fuming he won't be on pens anymore

Not sure , the penalty count will now double , when the referee flips the coin at kick off it will be to decide who is taking the nailed on Rag penalty today.

 

[CityForever45]

After three years in Italy he's not even able to write correctly an easy italian word like "grazie".

Ronaldo and United fans, a match made in heaven.

 

[bluealf]

This is funny
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This is the truth that a rag city reporter won't tell you about, he would prefer to get his little rag digs in and people wonder why I think he is a twat.

Even if his version is the truth, the gloating was too much for the unbiased reporter.

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

How quickly the rags have forgotten that the reason he left Turd Trafford is he couldn't stand the place. He absolutely hated it because Manchester United Football Club "treated him like a slave" and he left under very acrimonious circumstances.
Shallow twats!

 

[Bill]

piss funny this . we've cost the rags millions . Fred, Sanchez, Slabhead and now an OAP. they've spunked some money there on shite. all because we've been linked .
hey rags ( i know you are there ) after Pep we are going for Pulis.
do it ,you know it makes sense .