United Thread - 2021/22

[mat]

The Premier League have refused a request for a minutes laughter before Manchester Uniteds home game against Spurs...

A PL spokesperson said; "There's taking the piss and taking THE piss. Let them fuck it up themselves as that will be funnier."

In response; Manchester United PR Guru Neil Ashton has sent Marcus Rashford to the Poland/ Ukraine border to give out noodles from the official club sponsor.

 

[GOULDYBOBS]

Tactical Analysis: McTominay and his spacial awareness picked on in Manchester Derby loss

It was a bad day for United, but particularly the Scotsman who was tasked with helping on the right…

thebusbybabe.sbnation.com

A tactical analysis that really highlights how amateurish McTominay is. Rather neutral point of view and pretty complimentary of Pep, despite being a United site.

Would've just copy-pasted the article but there are helpful visuals.

Fair play to the red bastard that wrote it. Good read and no sly digs

 

[Bluesince1979]

I'm sure that was what was going on. His agent helped us by letting it be known we had spoken to him. When Pep was asked if we would have signed him, he said : "No"

Id mentioned that i have an ‘in the know’ source that i get rare snippets off.
One was that pep made it very clear that if ronaldo comes , he goes. We were ronaldos first choice

 

[journolud]

In comparison to the 90mins of running and harrying by all our players, especially Duracell Bernie and Foden near the end, it’s polar opposite’s.
Rashford probably didn’t need a shower.

Rashford turns out for a shower

 

[Deleted member 77198]

I actually think, and im in no way trying to take the piss here, that some genuinely arent full shillings.

To even do that sort of thing in the first place, I think you have to have a few wires touching.

 

[Pingu the Penguin]

Southampton, Palace, Leicester, Villa, Newcastle is about Rashford’s true level if he wants proper game time. He’s a mid table player, at best.

But the United hype team have made the wider world think he’s a superstar so he’ll get a gig at somewhere like Paris to replace Mbappe. After six months he’ll be on the bench there n’all.

United fans say he has around one good game every half a dozen games. The rest of the time he’s average or just shit.

If Raz moved on I’d take him. Pep would improve him

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Rags at work are still hurting.

None of them was interested in talking football this morning.

I rejoiced in their pain.

Not one has spoken about the game once yet this week at my work. Most are avoiding eye contact with me!

 

[Didsbury Dave]

I've just realised that there's a chance these shitty bastards could fluke a win again A Madrid next week.

Please please please please please let us draw them in a two legged Champions League game.

 

[give it to gordon]

If Raz moved on I’d take him. Pep would improve him

Nah..

 

[Protein Junkie]

Remember when England were going to build a team around Zinedine Cleverley according to the pundits?

And change the nationality of Jizzy pants iirc