As my username suggests I’m revelling in the demise of the rancid club from Stretford, I’ve hated them with a passion for 50 years. I had to persuade my son in his early teens not to go to the other side, stick it out and stay a blue, thankfully he did. Throughout my work life I’ve suffered at the hands of the rag fans, kanchelsis hat trick in the 5-0, rug heads over head kick, the paperboys winner in Barcelona, winning the cup winners cup in 91 on the same day I was made redundant, GPC every time I looked at him, the family man’s winner in the semi against Arsenal. All these bad memories and piss take from my rag colleagues. But now I make them have it, one rag in particular who sent me the table after day one of this season, I kid you not he’s had it back 30 times since after each game this season. But above all that banner, ratified by the scum of a club taking the piss out of their neighbours who to a man stood in silence at the Munich 50th anniversary. For the banner, for that reason alone, when the mighty that have fallen come knocking on the Etihad door asking to play their while they have their Lego ground redeveloped, we should stick 2 fingers up and slam the door in their face. SCUM