United Thread - 2021/22

[waspish]

If they get rid of the dead wood lose those who will go on a free, if they want a chance of getting top four and maybe even competing for the league for a bit longer the players they need is Declan rise and Kane 250m slap it down buy em because you know there Manchester Ushited the biggest overhyped club in the world.

 

[1961_vintage]

Van Gaal called it. They are a commercial club. Not a football club. Why the fuck would a football man want to go there.

 

[A Badger Is Not A Beaver]

Age Rethink
Eat Gherkin
Karen Eight
Hairnet Keg
Keith Range
King Reheat

 

[remember arthur mann]

Van Gaal called it. They are a commercial club. Not a football club. Why the fuck would a football man want to go there.

 

[Gray]

Kite Hanger is an anagram of his name. There must be better than that out there....

Gherkin Tea.

 

[1961_vintage]

The post-defeat "player x received racist tweets" approach must have lost it's impact. Time for a new distraction story.

 

[mat]

McLaren back! Lol. God they live in the dark ages.

He's been dead for over 10 years. Perfect for them.

 

[laserblue]

Can’t wait to see which of their rejects we’ll end up buying.

Sunderland have first dibs.

 

[The Black Shed]

Gherkin Tea.

7/10

 

[foggy1974]

Have they traced the bomb threat back to Singapore?

Was it taped onto the bog door