I wish women would touch me as tightly as most of my shirts do;) My red and black shirts became museum pieces when the stripes diverged wildly round my middle.
I always take bigger ones on holidays (remember them?) to announce 'l am blue, l am City and I am here'! Not that the bar owners need to be reminded. Even without a City shirt they recognise me and call out 'Manchester City'. I quite like that for the team and myself.
More pragmatically the missus likes them because they wash and dry quickly.