United Thread - 2021/22

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Ten Months is going to have his work cut out getting this lot in order.

Annual Salary​ Weekly Salary​ Cristiano Ronaldo £26,520,000​ £510,000​ David De Gea £19,500,000​ £375,000​ Jadon Sancho £18,200,000​ £350,000​ Raphael Varane £17,680,000​ £340,000​ Anthony Martial* £13,000,000​ £250,000​ Marcus Rashford £10,400,000​ £200,000​ Harry Maguire £9,875,000​ £189,904​ Bruno Fernandes £9,360,000​ £180,000​ Luke Shaw £7,800,000​ £150,000​ Frederico de Paula Santos £6,240,000​ £120,000​ Victor Lindelof £6,240,000​ £120,000​ Nemanja Matic £6,240,000​ £120,000​ Donny van de Beek* £6,240,000​ £120,000​ Dean Henderson £5,200,000​ £100,000​

* Salary paid/partially paid by loan club

Fake news, Ronaldo plays for free and couldn't wait to come home. Slurgie's favourite son don't you know....

 

[Barcon]

No idea why I’m clicking on this thread.
irrelevant ****.

 

[jimharri]

No idea why I’m clicking on this thread.
irrelevant ****.

Don't be so harsh on yourself. I wouldn't call you irrelevant.

 

[Barcon]

Don't be so harsh on yourself. I wouldn't call you irrelevant.

Aw shucks. That’s the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.

 

[jimharri]

Aw shucks. That’s the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.

I guess, being a canuc Canadian, not too many compliments come calling to chez Barcon.

;-)

 

[Barcon]

I guess, being a canuc Canadian, not too many compliments come calling to chez Barcon.

;-)

Being called a slimy limey is the best I can hope for mate.

 

[Rochdale Blue]

Let's hope they don't employ a cabbage inspector or they'll be in serious trouble.

Leaks, rats and overrun with vermin infesting the seating area. They need gardeners, the rspca, and pest control before they can even think of getting a few cans of paint for the ground improvements.

 

[waspish]

So what have sky made off those accounts? Have they had an expert on or have they just ignored them!?

 

[Vienna_70]

Marcus Rashford won Book of the Year for "You Are A Champion" - that must have really taxed his brain as the last time he was a champion was ......... many, many years ago.

It’s so long ago that Rashford is too young to remember it!

 

[Vienna_70]

This new guy has got a challenge on his hands, the biggest one will be impatience of the fans, they don't like to admit it but they are hoping he will return them back to the good old days, but it's more likely those good old days will be the Tommy Doc era

So you think PSP will be shagging the physio's missus?