I grew up in Manchester so the rags have always been relevant to me. First it was the playground, then the pub or work. Despite rumours there are rags that do come from Manchester and you have to learn to stand your own.
Or you did.
I have never known such a quiet close season. Now Frankie has told them to do one, Alfies lad is coming to us and M'bappe is staying the press have nothing to write about. After all they can hardly big up some midfielder from Spanish giants Real Vallidolid who is going to replace Pogba so it is silence.
Back to my opening line if I wasn't from Manchester these fuckers would be irrelevant.