United Thread - 2021/22

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

I'll have fries with mine. And when does the manager get here?

 

[Newman Noggs]

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"No" does not mean "yes"

 

[paulsimpson]

I am enjoying the fact that a) they have to play Ronaldo and b) they have to win something. Otherwise, our media will have to do some serious back-pedalling.

My heart says it'll end in tears but my head says either it ends in some success or complete fiasco ( tears)

 

[Octavian]

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“Hey wait a minute, I didn’t know you had a cock when I agreed to £50 for an hour”

 

[WestGorton]

The Radio Manchester presenter agreeing with a rag phone call that Fernandes is the best attacking midfielder in the world. Natalie nearly choked laughing.

 

[Vienna_70]

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I don’t want you running to the tabloids to tell them that I am a shit coach!

 

[deegee33]

I know they have a hole in the stadium roof but they can’t even put the badge straight on the window, fucking penises

Just like everything about them, CROOKED.

 

[Octavian]

The Radio Manchester presenter agreeing with a rag phone call that Fernandes is the best attacking midfielder in the world. Natalie nearly choked laughing.

Even a Rag I know says Fernandes never shows up in big games and is a flat track bully

 

[deegee33]

I don’t want you running to the tabloids to tell them that I am a shit coach!

So we will meet for an evening meal every Sunday and you can tell me exactly how you would like us to setup and play in our coming matches. I will, of course, pay for the meal, we'll take my car and you can leave yours in Sir Alex's place in the car park.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

I know he is still the manager but just for show please pretend that I manage the team