United Thread - 2021/22

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Garden Gnome stating in a presser he is a total fanboy of Ronnie is going to work wonders for the power balance in the dressing room. May they burn in mediocre hell the lot of them. SCUM.

They’ve turned into a rags tribute act with their strategy on the playing side of things. Put a stooge in charge who mentions 1999 every 5 minutes and then bring back Ronaldo to keep the plastic rags buying shirts in the club shop. No mention of boycotts or death threats to the Glazers anymore, what a horrible football club and fans they all deserve each other.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

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'...and I came THIS close to parking in the gaffers spot.'

 

[Asa's left peg]

'Now Ronnie, they did warn you that you won't be playing against dross every week, like your last two gigs'.

 

[SPIDERBOY]

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Only the turnstiles at Old Trafford have seen more cunts than Hugh Hefner.

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

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Sorry Ron. I’m afraid I can’t take you to see Pep. We may have told you a slight porky there.

 

[Blue Mist]

Now I know you're nearly my age but don't worry, just keep around the penalty area and pogbad or rashy will fall over to set you up for a penalty

Edited for accuracy

 

[give it to gordon]

Have I missed the punishment for the rags fans getting a match postponed ?

Is this really going to be brushed under the carpet ? If so there is no way any other club can be fined. That's sets a precedence.

Surely the press/media have to be asking why utd got away with this

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Have I missed the punishment for the rags fans getting a match postponed ?

Is this really going to be brushed under the carpet ? If so there is no way any other club can be fined. That's sets a precedence.

Surely the press/media have to be asking why utd got away with this

Nothing happened with the bomb scare match....rinse & repeat.

Sums up a lot of what's wrong with football.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Rags in the UK moaning that they can't watch the game on Saturday as it's a 3pm kickoff and are demanding the government change it for this weekend.

It's a very old rule and needs to be looked at but there's no way the government will overturn it in 2 days

 

[bakerdave76]

So with the-world media descending on owed Trafford this weekend surely the glazers out ,zebra pants lot should be having a massive protest this weekend ?