United Thread - 2021/22

[Mr Ed (The Stables)]

Me and Rammyblues saw the Stones the summer before covid, and were in that south stand. Boy if you were more than 5' 6" it would be a struggle to sit in those shit seats. I'm 6' 2" as was Rammy and fortunately we were able to stand during the gig. It's a fcuking dump of a ground simple as!!

 

[steviemc]

I've been hearing this for the last 30 years. I'm in my early 50's now. Start with the roof first.

The Daily United. Post Leicester defeat. Anything positive to cheer their Rag infested readership up.

Manchester United will soon launch a search for master architects with a view to modernising Old Trafford. The club has often come under fire from fans over the lack of improvements, although they say this summer alone they spent more than £20million on the ground and training HQ.

An appointment to look at Carrington is imminent, with the stadium set to follow. The focus on Old Trafford will be the ageing South Stand and the challenge that the adjacent railway line poses to any expansion plans.

The winning architect may well have to get creative — with the club keen to modernise but also preserve the ground’s history and heritage. ‘Significant investment and upgrades’ are promised.

It's the pitch I tell ya!...no wait...it''s the colour of the shirts...but then again it could just be the International break...or it could be Ronaldo's ego that has upset the dressing room. Tea lady's a bit shit as well. Whatever's happening we need to SOO (Save Our Ole). He's doing a magnificent job.

 

[Ted_Bovis]

I know blue is the French teams colour but I still find it fucking awesome that Pogbad does the blue hair thing and ends up leaving it in for PL games.

Imagine one of our lot doing a red rinse and coming back to play for us without getting rid. We would utterly crucify them.

Of course they’d not be dumb enough to do it in the first place and look like Bobo the fucking clown.

 

[Ted_Bovis]

Love the Leicester chant: "Your city is blue, your city is blue, just like Leicester, your city is blue"

Apart from they compared our magnificent city to that shit hole of Leicester.

 

[jrb]

Planning has gone to Trafford for some lights and other modifications to the Carrington site

Anything to do with the South Stand is going to cost hundreds of millions and if Mitten has his name to it, he's been churning that same story out for over a decade

A good shout. But it's Mike Keegan, another Rag.

The Zebra pants are coming out of the wardrobe again.

The Daily United

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

 

[LongsightM13]

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

and if Mitten has his name to it, he's been churning that same story out for over a decade

He has stolen a living recycling / updating the same three stories ever since May 1999

 

[FantasyIreland]

Everyone outside of the arrogant/obnoxious and incredibly clueless place,that is the manyoo gold fish bowl,knew full well 'bringing home' their 'hero' who,in reality,is simply the ultimate mercenary.....was a fucking massive disaster waiting to happen!
He has completely unbalanced their team and their dressing room,and a better hatchet job we couldn't have performed ourselves!!

They really are the gift that keeps giving ;-)

 

[blue b4 the moon]

A good shout. But it's Mike Keegan, another Rag.

The Zebra pants are coming out of the wardrobe again.

The Daily United

659 million in attendance.......errr 6 anyway.

Like the dips they quite like anniversaries.....the first dip home game since the last dip home game that we threw our toys out of the pram.

They'll think it's a safe thing to do as no action was taken from operation Zebra so, why not go again?

 

[14aguero]

I actually watched the 90 minutes of their Everton and Leicester games. It is the best comedic series on TV at the moment. Sancho on the left is trying to do what he should be doing at City, competing with Foden as the David Silva successor, but they don't play this type of football. Fernandes and Pogba are firing hopeful balls over the top, but as soon as Greenwood gets the ball, he shoots into the thin air. Ronaldo is trying his best, but he is visibly slow and cumbersome. These are actually some of their better performers. The rest barely exhibit any footballing skills. So fun to watch.

 

[KS55]

I actually watched the 90 minutes of their Everton and Leicester games. It is the best comedic series on TV at the moment. Sancho on the left is trying to do what he should be doing at City, competing with Foden as the David Silva successor, but they don't play this type of football. Fernandes and Pogba are firing hopeful balls over the top, but as soon as Greenwood gets the ball, he shoots into the thin air. Ronaldo is trying his best, but he is visibly slow and cumbersome. These are actually some of their better performers. The rest barely exhibit any footballing skills. So fun to watch.

They are, however, brilliant at ball watching in their own area.

 

[Nellies left peg]

I actually watched the 90 minutes of their Everton and Leicester games. It is the best comedic series on TV at the moment. Sancho on the left is trying to do what he should be doing at City, competing with Foden as the David Silva successor, but they don't play this type of football. Fernandes and Pogba are firing hopeful balls over the top, but as soon as Greenwood gets the ball, he shoots into the thin air. Ronaldo is trying his best, but he is visibly slow and cumbersome. These are actually some of their better performers. The rest barely exhibit any footballing skills. So fun to watch.

Fake Ronaldo has, instead of being the catalyst to success put them back two seasons, far from being the final piece of the jigsaw he is the only piece in his own head and the dressing room is fucked. Long may it continue. They are in disarray

 

[14aguero]

They are, however, brilliant at ball watching in their own area.

It is astonishing that they don't anticipate anything. They just stand still and wish that someone else would do the needed things. It isn't just Maguire. Lovely.

 

[horlock_was_super]

Something amiss yesterday. Now, before and during the international break nytid shits everywhere.
Went to Aldi in Middleton, Sainsbury’s at Heaton Park and the Fort on Cheetham Hill Road.
Didn’t see a one. Where have they all gone?

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Something amiss yesterday. Now, before and during the international break nytid shits everywhere.
Went to Aldi in Middleton, Sainsbury’s at Heaton Park and the Fort on Cheetham Hill Road.
Didn’t see a one. Where have they all gone?

Back under their rocks again until the next time approximately August 2022 when they get a new or should I say old shiny toy & win the league again.

 

[14aguero]

Fake Ronaldo has, instead of being the catalyst to success put them back two seasons, far from being the final piece of the jigsaw he is the only piece in his own head and the dressing room is fucked. Long may it continue. They are in disarray

He contributes none in defending. But why should he? The rest don't defend, either. In one moment, he just watched a ball passing by him near his feet, as he and Solskjaer's men managed to make Leicester appear like Guardiola' City. Solskjaer did nothing to correct this from Ronaldo. I like Solskjaer.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Are they really planning more demonstrations for the dippers game? What do these spoilt brats want? They’ve spent over 120 million in the summer and brought back their prodigal son. What a bunch of mard arses.

 

[bluetonium]

As my daughter is isolating and I'll be taking on the role of teacher this week too, thought I'd sharpen up on my nursery rhymes and no better place to do that than the united thread.

This old man, he played one
Game in in six cos his legs had gone
With a nit nat paddy whack, Ronaldo's f***ing wank
But at least he's laughing all the way to the bank

Harry Maguire set up a wall
Harry Maguire forgot to tackle the ball
All the Albanian mafia and legal summons for his name
Couldn't get Harry to go to Greece again

Wee Willy Wio where do you wander
In and out of bathroom windows when the drug testers daunt ya

1, 2 , 3, 4, 5
United's title challenge is on the slide
6, 7, 8 , 9, 10
Looks like they're going to need var again

Right all set, this followed by the six one video for cultural appreciation :)

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

A good shout. But it's Mike Keegan, another Rag.

The Zebra pants are coming out of the wardrobe again.

The Daily United

What would they be protesting about this time? Can't be lack of investment, soooooooooo are we back to the 51% fan ownership bollocks again?

Still awaiting Rat-boy to lead by example and merely just hand away a majority share in his football club as seemed to by suggested in relation to the Glaziers et al...........