United Thread - 2021/22

[JASR]

It's a shame they don't appreciate it, I use it plentifully in HYS comments but they keep getting removed

You have to use the word United

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

The focus on Old Trafford will be the ageing South Stand

Or, as it's more commonly known, London.

 

[KS55]

Think he will be lucky to see the end of the month. Atlanta are going to tear them open, in fact any team that forces a fast tempo and has a goal threat will score.

AWB
Maguire
Fred
Mctominay

All of them are not comfortable on the ball when been pressed. Liverpool will destroy them as well, a bad beating Wednesday and at the weekend and his bags will be packed.

All his bags are packed,
He's ready to go......

 

[Northblue]

You have to use the word United

Ah my mistake.. I'll try "Fucking united twat" next time lol

 

[SWPISHOME]

so you don't like 'em then?

I like them as much as my ex wife mate!

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Neville currently drawing lines that could be drawn at a chosen moment in any match. Just playing to his unanalytical narrative.
No wonder he failed, hopelessly in management.

 

[Jesus2020]

In a FFL with my cousins. All Utd except me. All had Ronaldo. I went to bottom of our mini league as he was getting them points. Thought fuck this I can't be bottom. Transferred him in. He's got something like 2 points a game since. No need to thank me but yeah, I'll take any thanks that come my way.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

I'm not sure I agree with your assessment that Stones and Maguire are on a similar level. Here are some of Maguire's best moments - from this season alone!



Edit - it's been taken down, but it shows mistake after mistake by Maguire. More mistakes just this season than Stones has made whilst he's been playing for us.

Was this it?

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

If they sacked him today do you think Newcastle would come knocking straight away…..no me neither. I honestly don’t think he would get another job in the prem that’s how shite he is. They’re judgment on him is clouded by that goal. He’s clueless they’re clueless and long may it continue!

Other than having been an infatuated rag and an appeasement to their fucking lemming supporterts after Mourinho , there is absolutely no sensible reason for them employing OGS as manager.

As a " front man " for the Govan Bully, he is the perfect pathetic puppet.

Fantastically successful as a " brand " which brings them so much income but totally fucked as a football club . Of course the Glazers are happy to just take the money, God bless them .

 

[Stoned Rose]

Just been treated to the delights of the football guru Carragher on SSN.

In his little piece on the scum he authoritatively proclaimed that it is impossible to play with 5 attacking players and that is the scum's problem.

I can only assume he has never seen us play football.

 

[IrishBlueSince92]

Gary Neville at the start of MNF
The Saudi’s need to come out and sack Bruce as it isn’t fair on him
Half an hour later - I’ll never sit here and say any manager should be sacked whether it’s Solksjaer, Wenger or Steve Kean

 

[IrishBlueSince92]

Just been treated to the delights of the football guru Carragher on SSN.

In his little piece on the scum he authoritatively proclaimed that it is impossible to play with 5 attacking players and that is the scum's problem.

I can only assume he has never seen us play football.

In fairness Neville said Pep is the only one who could make it happen with 5 attackers

 

[Stoned Rose]

In fairness Neville said Pep is the only one who could make it happen with 5 attackers

Yeah but Carragher was fucking adamant is was impossible.

The man is an absolute balloon.

 

[Mr Blue Moon]

Reckon Ronaldo will go in January.

The move is a disaster for both sides.

He’ll be player/manager before the season is out…

 

[worsleyweb]

Gary Neville at the start of MNF
The Saudi’s need to come out and sack Bruce as it isn’t fair on him
Half an hour later - I’ll never sit here and say any manager should be sacked whether it’s Solksjaer, Wenger or Steve Kean

He is such a fucking tit. Makes me want to vomit watching him in his stone roses t shirt trying to be cool. The backward bury ****. Typical fc United supporter. Knobhead.

 

[khoitnm]

Was this it?

I laught so hard by reading comments.

 

[Vienna_70]

Apparently it's McKenna and Carrick who oversee the training so what Ole does only fuck knows.

Also there's rumours he has zero involment with the youth teams either and the youth team coaches have to go to him to advise on how the players are doing.

I'm not 100% convinced he picks the first team 11 as well

He doesn’t; that’s the pisscan!

 

[Vienna_70]

Are the supposed protests about City tricking them into buying so many duds over the last few years.

 

[Vienna_70]

In a FFL with my cousins. All Utd except me. All had Ronaldo. I went to bottom of our mini league as he was getting them points. Thought fuck this I can't be bottom. Transferred him in. He's got something like 2 points a game since. No need to thank me but yeah, I'll take any thanks that come my way.

@jimharri

Shouldn’t Jesus2020 feel the wrath of the BanHammer for including a rag in his fantasy team.

And not just any rag, but PR37, of all rags!

;-)

 

[jimharri]

@jimharri

Shouldn’t Jesus2020 be subjected to the BanHammer for including a rag in his fantasy team.

And not just any rag, but PR37, of all rags!

;-)

Unfortunately, there's nowt in the rules about having one of Trafford's, er, finest in your fantasy football team. If these people are happy to "earn" tainted points so be it. It's on their conscience.