United Thread - 2021/22

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Man-chester copperpot said:
Brilliant post, i thought i’d copy and paste it word to word on the BBC Sancho story where you can comment (apologies without asking but i couldn’t do any better)
I swear on my daughters life i recieved this 2mins later….

“Dear BBC Visitor,

Thank you for contributing to the BBC web site.
Unfortunately we've had to remove the content below because it contravened one of our House Rules.

Your comment was considered to have broken the following House Rule:

We reserve the right to fail comments which...

Are considered likely to disrupt, provoke, attack or offend others
Are racist, sexist, homophobic, sexually explicit, abusive or otherwise objectionable
Contain swear words or other language likely to offend."
THE RAG FUCKING BIASED BBC - quicker these twats fold the better.
Though shall not shame our club or players!!!! CUNTS which take money from me without my permission.

Any other blue fancy posting this, please be my guest! At least i’ll know they are not just deleting my posts!
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Ha ha, I've had that email from the Beeb.

Can't remember what I put but probably something harmless like Rags are Cunts or Dippers are fucking thieving shameless Cunts.

Cant say owt thesedays :-)
 
Vienna_70 said:
Three - Carlton, Magliar and Jaded - of the four most expensive Premier League transfers, now, I believe.
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Not too long ago, the knuckle dragging rag fans forced the yale lock at the swamp and caused the postponement of the biggest game in world sport, protesting that those loveable Glazer's were not digging deep enough and investing in the first team..

To be fair to uncle Malc and the clan, they have spent shit loads since they last won anything of value, ie the PL.. off the top of my head,

The piano player
The Dabber
Memphis meat pie
Luke cak coo
Slabhead
Greggs number 1 customer
Obi wan
The Welsh diver
Some 74 year old Uruguayan
The buck toothed pork n beaner
Seb Swine stiger
Right said
Tony whatsisname
Falcao
Tia Maria
Blind Daley
Doesn't Mata
A & E
Baileys with ice
Van Beeky - an £80 million pound player, snapped up for less than half that, according to the bald guy on SKY sports at the time..fkin lol..!

... And now you can add big J to the list for just your £73000000, an absolute steal..

Pity he's a bit shit from 12 yards though but when you are nailed on to be given a minimum of 2 penalties per game, you can afford to miss one of them I suppose..

Just keep Saint Marcus of rasher well away from the other one ffs, best make sure the Portuguese George Clooney takes it ..

Surely the rags 8 years of transition is coming to an end now, the paperboy at the wheel, roof fixed, fans breaking into the swamp, brushed under the carpet, filed with 'fake bomb on the bog door' and their most decorated player looking snazzy in his new suit on his crown court appearance..

Can't wait for them to play out of their skins, score their penalty and lose 1-2 at home to Brentford..


Pep must feel like pulling his hair out..!




Oh my fkin sides..!
 
Bill the Blue said:
Not too long ago, the knuckle dragging rag fans forced the yale lock at the swamp and caused the postponement of the biggest game in world sport, protesting that those loveable Glazer's were not digging deep enough and investing in the first team..

To be fair to uncle Malc and the clan, they have spent shit loads since they last won anything of value, ie the PL.. off the top of my head,

The piano player
The Dabber
Memphis meat pie
Luke cak coo
Slabhead
Greggs number 1 customer
Obi wan
The Welsh diver
Some 74 year old Uruguayan
The buck toothed pork n beaner
Seb Swine stiger
Right said
Tony whatsisname
Falcao
Tia Maria
Blind Daley
Doesn't Mata
A & E
Baileys with ice
Van Beeky - an £80 million pound player, snapped up for less than half that, according to the bald guy on SKY sports at the time..fkin lol..!

... And now you can add big J to the list for just your £73000000, an absolute steal..

Pity he's a bit shit from 12 yards though but when you are nailed on to be given a minimum of 2 penalties per game, you can afford to miss one of them I suppose..

Just keep Saint Marcus of rasher well away from the other one ffs, best make sure the Portuguese George Clooney takes it ..

Surely the rags 8 years of transition is coming to an end now, the paperboy at the wheel, roof fixed, fans breaking into the swamp, brushed under the carpet, filed with 'fake bomb on the bog door' and their most decorated player looking snazzy in his new suit on his crown court appearance..

Can't wait for them to play out of their skins, score their penalty and lose 1-2 at home to Brentford..


Pep must feel like pulling his hair out..!




Oh my fkin sides..!
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They must be close to now spending 1.5 Billion since last winning the league yet its us that are ruining football (whilst collecting trophies for fun)
 
bakerdave76 said:
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Ha ha
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12 Angry Berts
 
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