United Thread - 2021/22

[bluealf]

Your post makes me think of ‘mind the gap’ for some reason

????

 

[abu13]

Surely they won't cancel a match due to Covid, when we had to cancel against Everton there was uproar.

Now it seems this is the acceptable thing to do.

Double standard twats.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Yes Craig, yes.............

 

[Nellies left peg]

Their friendly game at the weekend called after several positive tests returned from the rag camp. Presumably for wankeritis.

Suspected positive cases apparently. They are either positive or not surely.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Does this mean I can get this out again now the face is back?

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Like a Never Mind The Buzzcocks lineup, which one is the real Phil?

Is it?:
1. Philatulence
2. Phildo Rape
3. Philenstein's Monster
4. Lance PerciPhil
5. Phil McCavity
6. Dr Philgood
7. Philippin' 'Eck!
8. Phil Over
9. AnaPhilactic Shock

 

[Nascent Blues]

Coz the rag cunts get upset when you call them rag cunts.
Soft rag cunts.

The thing is, if we can't call rag cunts 'rag cunts' anymore, which set of rag cunts can we call 'rag cunts', because I only know one set of 'rag cunts'?

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Why aren't we allowed to call em rag cunts?

Because there's a line for such disgusting language and you just crossed it.

Less of the 'r*g' next time, if you please.

 

[Vienna_70]

Because there's a line for such disgusting language and you just crossed it.

Less of the 'r*g' next time, if you please.

I know it’s an old one, but it still made me smile.

 

[mat]

City Legend.

Can't wait to see him in a rag shirt again.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Does this mean I can get this out again now

Great news flbs!!!!
Solskjaer also revealed a familiar face will be returning to the training ground at the weekend as Phil Jones, who has not played since January 2020, begins his comeback.

Feels kind of like when Dirty Den showed up again years later, or whenever Rick Flair needs another paycheck.