United Thread - 2021/22

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Chelsea didn’t impress me when we played them and I watched them against Brentford where they didn’t look great. Liverpool look the most clinical in front of goal between the two teams but Chelsea have the deeper squad. Going to be interesting until May.
All three are very good sides, but each has weaknesses we know about. Chelsea are the most likely to spend in an attempt to correct their problem which I see as an inconsistency in attack. Liverpool midfield is very ordinary, think they are stuck with that for now.
We know our problem is finishing, where is that super striker?
 
Praying they get decent results against Spurs and Atalanta <3
Why ?. So that they might keep the paperboy ?
Even if the best manager in the world went there what could he do?
The first line in the contract would have to state that the GPC isn't allowed anywhere near Carrington. As soon as you do that though he undermine you via his media lackys.
Then there is the pr37 problem. To drop him means rag plc have to admit they fucked up no way is that going to happen.
The problem isn't olly, he us just a puppet
 
Praying they get decent results against Spurs and Atalanta <3
And they'll be full of arrogance and the usual swagger leading up to playing us, fractured-faced Ferdinand will be telling everybody how 'they're back, with Ollie at the wheel' and we'll give them such a fucking beating all the little raggies will go back into enforced hibernation - until of course yet another easy cup-draw sees them at home to some non-league team and the Portuguese ponce scores a hotly contentious penalty in the 99th minute.
 
Why ?. So that they might keep the paperboy ?
Even if the best manager in the world went there what could he do?
The first line in the contract would have to state that the GPC isn't allowed anywhere near Carrington. As soon as you do that though he undermine you via his media lackys.
Then there is the pr37 problem. To drop him means rag plc have to admit they fucked up no way is that going to happen.
The problem isn't olly, he us just a puppet
 
And they'll be full of arrogance and the usual swagger leading up to playing us, fractured-faced Ferdinand will be telling everybody how 'they're back, with Ollie at the wheel' and we'll give them such a fucking beating all the little raggies will go back into enforced hibernation - until of course yet another easy cup-draw sees them at home to some non-league team and the Portuguese ponce scores a hotly contentious RETAKEN penalty in the 99th minute.
 
I hope they lose both 6-0 and by the time they play us they're a broken mess with infighting and tools being downed left right and centre and we can inflict a double figures hammering.

Might just be me tho....
They'll play out of their skins against us, you can bet on it.
And Spurs always play crap against them, net on that too
 
They'll play out of their skins against us, you can bet on it.
And Spurs always play crap against them, net on that too
Yep. And their fans will be unbearable.

I don't even talk football with them at all now. They've lost so many recently, i just don't mention it, think that hurts them more, just an irrelevance. But, the second we don't win a game, they're non stop gloating.

A weird breed. Clutching onto past glory. That's why they find Ronaldo so comforting, and, till recently, Ole.
 
Yep. And their fans will be unbearable.

I don't even talk football with them at all now. They've lost so many recently, i just don't mention it, think that hurts them more, just an irrelevance. But, the second we don't win a game, they're non stop gloating.

A weird breed. Clutching onto past glory. That's why they find Ronaldo so comforting, and, till recently, Ole.
They will be like the WW2 generation who fondly remember half a decade of chaos and death.
 
We are not perfect, and you are still better than us by some distance (there's a reason pretty much nobody had us in the title race or winning the league this year--it was you Chelsea and the Rags in the top 3 slots virtually across the board). But I think our depth is a bit better than it's been recently. Or even if our depth is considered very bad, Klopp appears to be using (or trusting?) the squad a bit better, with strategic rests seen already.

Previously you'd never see Matip or Mane not starting a game when they were available.

Salah is on fire now. I think you take the best player from any team and they obvioiusly dip a bit or have to make adjustments, but I do agree some still think we're a one-man team.

We'll see--but your overall point that it's you and Chelsea as the top two teams is the general consensus anyway.
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We are not perfect, and you are still better than us by some distance (there's a reason pretty much nobody had us in the title race or winning the league this year--it was you Chelsea and the Rags in the top 3 slots virtually across the board). But I think our depth is a bit better than it's been recently. Or even if our depth is considered very bad, Klopp appears to be using (or trusting?) the squad a bit better, with strategic rests seen already.

Previously you'd never see Matip or Mane not starting a game when they were available.

Salah is on fire now. I think you take the best player from any team and they obvioiusly dip a bit or have to make adjustments, but I do agree some still think we're a one-man team.

We'll see--but your overall point that it's you and Chelsea as the top two teams is the general consensus anyway.
Statistically speaking Chelsea are due a big dip in form. Liverpool at least have form for grinding out wins on their bad days and annihilating teams on their good days.

Take Salah out and you still grind wins, somehow. Your team has that iron will back, unfortunately.
 
Why ?. So that they might keep the paperboy ?
Even if the best manager in the world went there what could he do?
The first line in the contract would have to state that the GPC isn't allowed anywhere near Carrington. As soon as you do that though he undermine you via his media lackys.
Then there is the pr37 problem. To drop him means rag plc have to admit they fucked up no way is that going to happen.
The problem isn't olly, he us just a puppet
Lee Olly Oswald-"just a patsy"
 
Brilliant there has gotta be a song in that somewhere
"there breaking in"
"there breaking out"
Please someone with a better imagination than me have a go it would be a belter
You do the dipper cokey and you turn around..
and that's when your wheels get nicked.

Edit: I know it's the rag thread but I'm not a real poet.
 
Brilliant there has gotta be a song in that somewhere
"there breaking in"
"there breaking out"
Please someone with a better imagination than me have a go it would be a belter
To the tune of Diana Ross' "I'm Coming Out"

They're breaking in,
They're wearing green and gold,
at least until they're sold.

They're breaking out,
Don't think the world should know,
It's scoucers five to Oh.
 
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