United Thread - 2021/22

[bigstanhibbert]

Why ? Did she kick you in the balls :)

As Weller once wrote -

Lights going out and a kick in the balls
I tell ya that's entertainment, that's entertainment



go to 1:44 for evidence your honour

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Greater than Balotelli ????

....just, but under the circumstances we'll give it to you.

 

[horlock_was_super]

Well they say that Ole drives a bus.

I could do a much better job than olly golly, I would have the fuckers in the bottom three by now

 

[horlock_was_super]

You know what they say about buses ?

Rag :-)

Sorry mate you always remember your first. You’re basically the Buzz Aldrin of Bluemoon.

 

[Vienna_70]

We were in the ASDA near the Trafford Centre earlier. I saw a girl wearing a shirt with Trafford Handball Club.

At first, I thought it was another name for the rags!

 

[NZBlue]

We were in the ASDA near the Trafford Centre earlier. I saw a girl wearing a shirt with Trafford Handball Club.

At first, I thought it was another name for the rags!

And that my lud is the case for the defence, I really wasnt staring and pointing at her tits

 

[Vienna_70]

And that my lud is the case for the defence, I really wasnt staring and pointing at her tits

She had her back to me.

A when I said, "girl", I meant girl.

 

[NZBlue]

A when I said, "girl", I meant girl.

You know the phrase about when you find yourself in a hole stop digging :-)

 

[Maly]

You know what they say about buses ?

Rag :-)

You know what it’s like when you’re wanking off 3 bus drivers at the same time & it’s taking ages…….

 

[Vicmeldrew666]

I can't wait to hear the words "all right lads - exactly like we did in training".
The ref blows his whistle and the entire rag team saunters off and jog around the outside of the pitch, whilst Ole just sits there, holding his head in his hands, yet again.

 

[Bill Walker]

Dont like Keane one bit but this is fucking funny

 

[BigJoe#1]

No news conference coverage this week? I enjoy comedy hour what a shame!

 

[Blue Mist]

I can't wait to hear the words "all right lads - exactly like we did in training".
The ref blows his whistle and the entire rag team saunters off and jog around the outside of the pitch, whilst Ole just sits there, holding his head in his hands, yet again.

They've already done that, in the Derby.
"All right lads exactly as we did in training"
So they all had shots at DeGea :-)

 

[Wretched Vengeance]

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No 5 will always be the best for obvious reasons. But 8 fucking kills me, it is just so ridiculous it shouldn't be real.

 

[Protein Junkie]

You know what it’s like when you’re wanking off 3 bus drivers at the same time & it’s taking ages…….

Erm no !

 

[Maly]

Erm no !

They all come at once :)

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Neville instigated it.
Zebra kecks was just one of the many lemmings

That's a bit harsh, I think it's fair that Zebra pants is referred to as a trendsetter..........

 

[mixer]

 

[Aeromania]

Dont like Keane one bit but this is fucking funny

Roy Keane showing exactly why he’s no longer a manager. “You’re all shit and you’re not good enough”. It’s the same kind of words every single time United don’t win (which is quite often now I know). Pretty much why United binned him off back in the mid 2000s. He’s an arsehole who can’t help himself. Sky indulge him though as they probably see him as entertaining.

 

[remember arthur mann]

Can't see a problem for the rags today, if they can't beat weary Watford, they are in the shit.