United Thread - 2021/22

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You've got to wonder if the media love in/obsession/need to keep them relevant for profit actually does them no favours at times. If this where a decent team where a CL place would be seen as success, let's say West Ham, then losing a few games goes relatively unnoticed. The players move on, manager works something out, they win the next game, still only a win and a draw away from CL spot. It's seen as a good season to only just miss out. Amazing if you get it.

Utd are treated like the best team in the world. THE biggest team the world has ever seen. It's unthinkable to not be top, or only a win away from it. The pressure is insurmountable. Imagine being in that average team in that below par dressing room being told every single time you don't play like prime Brazil, not; that it's because you aren't expected to be that good and let's go again, but that you're absolutely THE most shite player to ever have even looked at a football because you aren't part of that treble winning side they can't stop fawning over.

Must be like having a tiny dick n having your sexual performance judged by your ex porn star missus who has her mates round to berate you straight after for not having a 10 inch penis or being able to fuck her straight for 10 hours whilst doing a handstand. You'd be rightly disheartened by the whole thing. Especially if you looked at her n her mates n thought you know what, you're just a washed out whore who sold out years ago, you're not that attractive anymore and you're mates are all fucking mental. You're lucky I'm even with you. Infact, I reckon you'd spurt your load in 3 minutes, use her for what you can then fuck off.
Isn't that what Jose and Ole have just done? Lol (3 years instead of minutes though)
 
So it begins, first rag mate puts his head above the parapet, just received text:

“You might be on top for now, but, class always shines through. Ole interview on MUFCTV is so sincere he’s been brilliant. We’ll kick on from here big time. City just shove managers out of the door without a backward glance.”
Ask him to send you the exit videos for Moyes, Van Gaal and Mourinho. Must have missed those.
 
This was swept under the carpet big time
Reds think he's been out of football for health reasons rather than no one would touch him after this
 
Imagine getting paid off 7.5 MILLION because you’re shit at your job.

7.5 MILLION. 7.5 MILLION. He has literally won the lottery.

that aside, clearly way out of his depth. Nothing on his CV to even indicate he would ever be suited for the role there.

Seems a nice guy and club legend and all that, don’t see why they don’t offer him a coaching role or ambassador or something instead.

anyway, let’s hope the next guy is as useless as him.

This ‘nice guy’ PR spin thing can fuck off, and it’s worrying to see even some blues buy into it.

Solskaer is as deluded as the rest of them and revelled in taking the piss out of us when they had their time in the sun.

Fuck the useless little ****. Nice guy my arse. A simpleton maybe, but not ‘nice’.
 
Comedy side apart, Bruce would make more sense than Carrick.

Carrick has no experience other than as part of the problematic Ollie team.

Bruce could handle the rest of the season nicely imo. I'd imagine that he could play the role of the old fool which could actually give him the excuse to make drastic necessary changes...like not starting Maguire or Ronaldo or Fernandes.

IMO if they had a backbone they'd say screw the media and fans and be aggressive in their appointment but nope (thankfully) they'll just continue to be scared of their shadow.
 
Fcuk me this scum manager search be going On and on for another 6 months with sky the media doing the scum work! Oh yeah poch would be interest Tag will be interested in the summer all top manager will crawl over broken glass to become the rags manager! [emoji2961][emoji2961][emoji90][emoji90][emoji90]
 
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