United Thread - 2021/22

[jacko74]

That happens every week though, especially in the Mail and Mirror. We might command a bit more respect if we win the CL though, we shall see...

Those papers don't have any deep reverential respect for united, the only reason they are little more than united fanzines is because it makes good business sense with all the revenue generated from all the clicks and subs by all the 6 billion trillion worldwide united fans.

 

[citizen_maine]

Dear God!

What if they win 2-1?

 

[dickie davies]

Looking forward to Newcastle being world class tonight. Obviously they won't win because united will get a nice cozy Christmas penalty or Ronaldo will save them in the last moment but still it will be heartwarming to hear that every Premier league game is fantastic and Newcastle looking better than the mighty United just goes to show that "THE PREMIER LEAGUE IS THE BEST LEAGUE IN THE WORLD" Trademark.


Bonus1: Thank the Baby Jesus that Ragnick is saving Christmas with his philosophies.

Bonus2: Thank Mary's immaculate conception and the amazingly kind and accepting Joseph that football is saved now united are back. They are fucking BACK boys!!!!!

Daughter's boyfriend who's a rag said to me after we'd smashed Watford "why didn't Watford play like that against us? Same at Norwich. It's only when united turn up these shit teams decide it's their cup final"
To which I replied "perhaps it's united that are shite and make these teams look like world beaters"

Hopefully tonight united will make Newcastle look like 1970 Brazil

 

[J.G.Blue.]

Dear God!

I can just hear it now "Ralph Rag Nick is a football genius"

 

[Protein Junkie]

What if they win 2-1?

Poor execution of what they are trying to say.

 

[Vienna_70]

I would laugh my bollock off if the barcodes beat them.

Wouldn’t we all?

 

[JASR]

What if they win 2-1?

Don’t confuse the poor lad. It took all his brain cells to copy it from someone else’s social media.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

I would laugh my bollock off if the barcodes beat them.

Sadly I expect you to still have them at the end of the game mat.

 

[RobinHood]

I would laugh my bollock off if the barcodes beat them.

Maybe you can show yours to the Barcodes as they themselves, haven't been showing them recently.

 

[KS55]

Palace, Norwich, Newcastle, with a billion Pound Squad. Oh what an achievement

Yes, anyone can beat Palace...

 

[Tb1981]

There’s a shock
No one at all of note missing for United!

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

There’s a shock
No one at all of note missing for United!

Have they got any players of note ????.

 

[bluemoon32]

They'll win tonight, Newcastle are a dreadful side

 

[Tb1981]

Have they got any players of note ????.

More a case of funny hoe they had no players available now a full compliment
Some outbreak that!

 

[Tb1981]

They'll win tonight, Newcastle are a dreadful side

Wouldn’t surprise me if they scrape through
If geordies gets an atmosphere going they have a chance.....like everyone against these jokers

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

More a case of funny hoe they had no players available now a full compliment
Some outbreak that!

Yeah but when you can decide when you feel like playing ...

And have the fa hanging out of your arsehole while doing it

 

[moz]

Spot on.



It should be spelt with a 'K'.

Kmith?

 

[abu13]

More a case of funny hoe they had no players available now a full compliment
Some outbreak that!

It looks even more dodgy that even if they had players with Covid none of them seem to be having a slow recovery, If you recall when we had players such as KDB and Jesus out they had to be eased back in due to the effects of Covid.

 

[mat]

Have they stolen the Liverpool special juice and inhalers?

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Still no place for the English wonderkid.