United Thread - 2021/22

[Blue Til Death]

It may heave already been used but for all those Rag twats who call our home The Emptihad, then please look no further than their own ground who nowadays hardly ever sell out should be names "UNSOld Trafford

Good skills mate, that's my new name for old toilet from this day forth :-)

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

Fakeronaldo stating he did'nt go to the Rags to play for 6/7th place in the league , he's f*cking optimistic.

 

[DruntBlunt]

I dont mean this in a horrible way, and im not taking the piss , but i genuinly think hes on the autistic scale. Or has something amiss. Hes like tony blair. Just cant see that hes a ****

Might also be a case of narcissistic personality disorder. Not very unlikely.

 

[Blue tube]

Fakeronaldo stating he did'nt go to the Rags to play for 6/7th place in the league , he's f*cking optimistic.

He’s also a thick ****

 

[Bluesince1979]

Might also be a case of narcissistic personality disorder. Not very unlikely.

A much better analysis thank you

this thing where new players sing a song but he stood up and talked about what it means to play for united

its all a bit weird

 

[Brodymcfc]

I dont mean this in a horrible way, and im not taking the piss , but i genuinly think hes on the autistic scale. Or has something amiss. Hes like tony blair. Just cant see that hes a ****

he could be autistic which also explains why he’s been a genius for the last 13 years of his career.
autistic people are the most focused and determined people in the world when they set there mind to something.

my son has autism, struggles to communicate etc and sometimes comes across as rude when speaking but my god when he wants to do something he learns it quicker than most adults ever could.

 

[mexico1970]

I dont mean this in a horrible way, and im not taking the piss , but i genuinly think hes on the autistic scale. Or has something amiss. Hes like tony blair. Just cant see that hes a ****

He's suffering with the same malady as Novak Djokovic, which is a bad case of untreatable cuntitis.

 

[Protein Junkie]

How the fuck does these cunts v Middlesbrough get on TV?

Unbelievable.

Every round is the same. What is so intriguing about Rags v Bori or Dippers v Cardiff ?
Think I know the answer actually.

 

[J.G.Blue.]

What is the twat going to do when this doesn’t happen?..
Storm down the tunnel.. lol.. what a bell end

Normally its try & badly injure someone first & then storm down the tunnel

 

[Viking blue]

Normally its try & badly injure someone first & then storm down the tunnel

Pity really, I was looking forward to seeing him play in the Europa Conference next year.

 

[wolviedinho]

Fakeronaldo stating he did'nt go to the Rags to play for 6/7th place in the league , he's f*cking optimistic.

We his help they will be playing for 10th at this rate. Deluded is pr37.

You chose to fleece the rags now enjoy the slide into mediocrity and beyond….siuuu ;)

 

[lonestay]

There's some on sad cafe wanting him as Captain, but then again there are some on there that want penandez as Captain either way it would be a disaster, sorry I mean a very good move by the scum to do this !!!!

 

[feelymcfeel]

He's suffering with the same malady as Novak Djokovic, which is a bad case of untreatable cuntitis.

I've heard it's terminal. He's a terminal ****.

 

[citizen_maine]

Sky will shoehorn them in no matter where they finish.....

"Let's take a look at the top 9"

"Let's take a look at the top 16".......and so on.

I'm looking forward to "Let's take a look at the top 50"

 

[crazyg]

Talksport have turned into a United bashing station. Zero respect given to them or wreck it Ralf. Lovely stuff.

Particularly targeting Rashford and the Freddy Mercury lookalike.

Ah, but We Are The Champions, my friend!

;-)

 

[Bluesince1979]

How the fuck does these cunts v Middlesbrough get on TV?

Unbelievable.

Havent they had every fa cup tie filmed live for 25 years or something ridiculous

 

[Bluesince1979]

he could be autistic which also explains why he’s been a genius for the last 13 years of his career.
autistic people are the most focused and determined people in the world when they set there mind to something.

my son has autism, struggles to communicate etc and sometimes comes across as rude when speaking but my god when he wants to do something he learns it quicker than most adults ever could.

I hope you dont think i was in anyway taking the piss. I really wasnt

 

[JASR]

I'm looking forward to "Let's take a look at the top 50"

It would be nice to hear
‘It’s the local derby, and it’s a big day out for Manchester united, who are visiting Manchester and playing away at their noisy neighbours Stockport County in the Johnson’s Paint trophy 1st round… and it’s live!’

 

[BringBackSwales]

New season, new thread ...

Hi MAG, would it be possible to change this thread title to spell united with the small u that it deserves?

 

[Vicmeldrew666]

Surely with so many supposedly world class players wanting to move, they have been inundated with offers and will have a truely massive transfer budget?
Thought not - 0 teams want their failures!