United Thread - 2021/22

[LongsightM13]

Their pining for Mourinho over on twitter, happy days.

A rag manager telling everyone that ickle Citeh are “football heritage”
What a time to be alive

 

[dadnlad]

I have laughed at many things rag over the last few years, the faces Phil pulls etc but watching Maguire head butt pr37 has got to be the funniest.
80 million pounds and you head butt your so called star player.

Oh my aching sides

but Fat Moss wouldve given a penalty

 

[paulchapo]

I have laughed at many things rag over the last few years, the faces Phil pulls etc but watching Maguire head butt pr37 has got to be the funniest.
80 million pounds and you head butt your so called star player.

Oh my aching sides

Let's be honest everyone would want to head butt that preening prancing narcissist.

 

[paulchapo]

Steady on. Even a steaming pile of shit has its dignity and self-respect.

In the Mail, Slabhead has urged his teammates to "come back fighting". Er, Harry.....

If only they'd been playing an Albanian team eh?

 

[jimharri]

5 whole years as of now. My heart (what's left of it) bleeds for them. Try 7 times that length of time.

 

[NorthamptonBlue]

5 whole years as of now. My heart (what's left of it) bleeds for them. Try 7 times that length of time.

That’s just another 30 years to go then? That would see me out and I’ve always wanted to die laughing.

 

[manclad]

Seems they are now claiming the second division title during that period as a trophy.
Funnily enough that didn’t seem to count under Keegan during our trophy drought..,

2nd tier trophy for a 2nd tier club!!
Speaks volumes about them to be honest.

 

[mimicmickmickdoyle]

That has made me laugh out loud, just like his "Do you want to take s moment" Andy crying video. Fuck me how would they have coped with what we went through??? They wouldn't have been singing 35 years and we're still here that much is obvious. The best thing he said was "Do the scousers" Yes please!

Moanchester United ha ha.

 

[LongsightM13]

5 whole years as of now. My heart (what's left of it) bleeds for them. Try 7 times that length of time.

Their sense of entitlement is staggering
Three title winning managers in their entire history
We’ve had as many in the last decade

 

[Bonzo Nododo]

There you go, he saw it, sign him up their next manager right there!

There is something fake about the timing and how he makes a big deal of the far post twice in a move on the right wing with players of.both sides around.
He's probably dubbed it later

 

[Blue Mist]

How did Ronaldo not see that massive swede heading towards him? Not like it’s hard to miss.
The comedy balloon head will probably blame it on ‘Albanian gangsters’

If you watch the vid carefully, Maguire seems to pull the athletico players hand towards his face. Perhaps looking for a penalty ? Because he does this slab head goes backwards and nuts pr37. It is comedy gold.

 

[nellyonthewing]

Dickhead Daily Telegraph Reporter still referring to them as 'The Greatest Club in the world' . These sycophants should be sacked.

 

[Bonzo Nododo]

How many of these fuckers are there?

My.memory is a bit hazy but didn't Gobridge have a go at Chelsea and perhaps others for not having idiot programmes such as his?
Everything about these watchalongs is really weird, presenters and watchers alike.

 

[LongsightM13]

Moaning about the ref was funny as fuck giving it was the Rags moaning.

Seriously, how do their players get away with so much so often. Ronaldo did the glasses hand gesture to his eyes which is always a booking, nope. Then running after the ref over the non foul instead of following the play which led to the goal.

Fernandez is up there with the most unlikeable players in football history, does nothing but dive, scream like a girl and moan. They played much better without him v Spurs as he just has an awful mentality.

Highest spend and wages in football and look where they are in a crumbling stadium. If it wasn't for De Gea and PL officials they would be mid table and its why they think they are hard done by when they are officiated correctly, ie Ellanga diving after losing the ball and the ref rightly ignored it, as in the PL Refs bend over and give that to them, similar to soft Dipper free kicks.

Seeing Scholes cry last night at the very end of the coverage was hilarious, and long may the Media big them up (they will no doubt be back after their next win) and hopefully Ferguson hangs around stinking the place out for years to come.

Said it before.
If you want to see the most basic, simplistic, instructive example of the difference between us and them, just compare our respective Portuguese midfielders.
Bernie the humble human dynamo v Bruno the whining, cheating rodent

 

[LongsightM13]

My.memory is a bit hazy but didn't Gobridge have a go at Chelsea and perhaps others for not having idiot programmes such as his?
Everything about these watchalongs is really weird, presenters and watchers alike.

Us, for one.
Apparently not having an over-supply of gullible overseas plastics on tap, ready to be rinsed and monetised, is a negative in his bizarre world

 

[Blue Mist]

Dickhead Daily Telegraph Reporter still referring to them as 'The Greatest Club in the world' . These sycophants should be sacked.

Nooooo, as long as they do that, as long as they say but it's Man******r Yoonitid, as long they never realise that IS the problem, they are fucked.
The day they realise they are not the greatest that they haven't got the best fans/players, is the day they do something about it.

 

[Blue Mist]

Us, for one.
Apparently not having an over-supply of gullible overseas plastics on tap, ready to be rinsed and monetised, is a negative in his bizarre world

I'll show you round Mary D's for a tenner ?

 

[Vienna_70]

I wouldn`t accuse Fernandes of going down easily or frequently but when he finishes trying to play football he could always try his hand at carpet fitting.

Or as a male escort?

 

[Bantamgaz]

I like the other rag fans blame the Glazers I mean apart from giving them 1.2 billion since there last title what have they done for them :). Honestly the most deluded clowns going and the Glazers just sick back and laugh at them ...........I mean the Ronaldo summed these clowns up ............ the twats couldn’t wait to get there and start filling the pockets of the folk they want out of there club :)

 

[JASR]

Dickhead Daily Telegraph Reporter still referring to them as 'The Greatest Club in the world' . These sycophants should be sacked.

BBC morning 'live' text was liberally sprinkled with 'red devils'.
Can't remember us ever refered to as 'Citizens', I think the only other PL nickname I've seen used is 'Gunners', and that was few and far between.

It's not a particular biggie, just another thing to add to the mountain of stuff, which marks United out as treated differently by the press.