United Thread - 2021/22

[JASR]

So whose picking the side today?
Ten Hag?
Ranick?
The Govan pisscan?
The players?

The 11 winners of multiple rounds of
Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock.

 

[Damocles]

 

[TonyM]

"Hasn't been perfect"? As Yoda might say; Master of understatement, is our Brent.

This guy slates Pogba and every other united player every time I watch him, which to be fair is only when it's delicious to watch their latest reaction to disappointment.

It's so "modern" that he worships Pogba as a diety on non-match days.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Hahahahaha that’s fantastic.

Too many manc accents though for it to be properly accurate.

Where’s the chinese, cockney and Irish representation?

 

[TonyM]

Hahahahaha that’s fantastic.

Too many manc accents though for it to be properly accurate.

Where’s the chinese, cockney and Irish representation?

Discrimination

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

Pogba hasn't been perfect in the same way that that Hitler bloke caused a bit of a kerfuffle

There aren’t enough sentences with the word ‘Kerfuffle’ in. We’ll played sir.

 

[Owdman]

This is how they are pushing the 'big game' in Spain, how the mighty have fallen.

 

[zandvoort blue]

Absolutely nailed it. No club in their right mind would announce their new manager who was fighting for a title run in. It's completely unfair. The only reason that they announced it is because they got embarrassed by Liverpool and failed to hit the top four so now are scrambling for PR, asking the fans to forget this season and focus on the next one. They're a marketing agency disguised as a football club.

They lost the Dutch Cup last week to PSV who are chasing them in the league. I hope they implode and PSV catch them so it highlights what a cnuts trick the Rags did by announcing his appointment before the end of the season.

 

[mat]

Eric the half a rag

Ho ho ho he he he

Eric the half a rag

 

[mat]

So whose picking the side today?
Ten Hag?
Ranick?
The Govan pisscan?
The players?

A Twitter poll on the official feed.

 

[BeerIsTheBest]

"Hasn't been perfect"? As Yoda might say; Master of understatement, is our Brent.

Jimharri. According to t internet Paul Pogba will have cost Manchester United £179.6 million ($242.6m) in transfer fee and wages by the time his Old Trafford contract expires at the end of June.

I think he has been the perfect fit for that hollow PR hideaway for overrated dib dabbing arseholes.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Hahahahaha that’s fantastic.

Too many manc accents though for it to be properly accurate.

Where’s the chinese, cockney and Irish representation?

They're all following the dippers now.

 

[Ted_Bovis]

Dish ish, how you shay, gud.

Shmoke and a pancake?

 

[malg]

Ha! It hasn't exactly been 'perfect' outside of the rags. Some time ago he had potential, I thought he was a great player, then he returned to Hollywood/Trafford and instead of becoming an even better player he became something of a spectacle, a figure of fun and ridicule whose Mastermind subject would have been hairstyles and the social media.

Ten-bob is going to have to get used to the fact the rags are not a football club, they are a travelling circus.

I thought he was a cracking player and with the right manager and system would have remained that. He went to wrong club with the wrong mix - all the dabbing, haircuts and social media were higher in his list of priorities than improving himself and his team.

 

[Ted_Bovis]

Hahahahaha that’s fantastic.

Too many manc accents though for it to be properly accurate.

Where’s the chinese, cockney and Irish representation?

It’s brilliant. The end made me actually lol

 

[Ted_Bovis]

Ho ho ho he he he

Eric the half a rag

Glad someone picked up on the reference.

Imagine that as a chant. My dream to have the fans singing Python!

 

[malg]

Bwahahahahahaha...

'How much is a Fredo'


'Hold, hold on......I'm going to have to get you to watch Everton 1 v 0 Man Utd another six times'.

 

[citizen_maine]

Talk about living in the past.

"Happy and I'm smiling..."

 

[mat]

Glad someone picked up on the reference.

Imagine that as a chant. My dream to have the fans singing Python!

That one could work I think.

During the WWHWWWS days I'm so worried would have been perfect. Right down to the depressing harmony

 

[malg]

They lost the Dutch Cup last week to PSV who are chasing them in the league. I hope they implode and PSV catch them so it highlights what a cnuts trick the Rags did by announcing his appointment before the end of the season.

Surely Ajax could have said no announcement until our league campaign is done.

It's all about fucking marketing.

Some of those silly bastards have said that for the first time since the GPC left they've got a manager that other fans fear.

Deluded twats. I seem to remember the 'Pep must be shitting it' rubbish when they got Mourinho.