United Thread - 2022/23

[bobbyowenquiff]

It’s f*cking ground hog day again in the obsessed United football media, just like it was when Moyes, Giggs, Van Gaal, Mourinho, Solskjaer, Carrick, and Rangnick became United manager.

He’s fresh, fresh, ten Hag, he’s fresh, he’s so fresh…….

And so the cycle repeats again and again and again. And the absurd media coverage repeats again and again and again. Surely even the most gullible United fans can't be taken in by this.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Fresh is the new stinking the house out.

 

[HelloCity]

 

[Cobwebcat]

It’s f*cking ground hog day again in the obsessed United football media, just like it was when Moyes, Giggs, Van Gaal, Mourinho, Solskjaer, Carrick, and Rangnick became United manager.

He’s fresh, fresh, ten Hag, he’s fresh, he’s so fresh…….

and no leaks about what the Manager is saying….ah shit.

 

[NZBlue]

Is it possible to just pass forward for 90 minutes + injury time?

It depends which way you're facing

 

[danielwood5]

I City are meticulous with their signings, we buy technical players with thje right mindset, humble, hard working. Ronaldo is just about as far away from that as can be. It'd be like Pep signing Zlatan .

For that reason I think we actively played utd, fooled them into buying ronaldo, and that we were never considering having him in our dressing room, he's pure poison.

I'm pretty certain that his agent offered him to us (along with a few other top clubs in Europe) but we declined straight away. His agent then used our name to lever stupid money out of United.
That's the impression I got putting together all the tidbits that came out after the signing, I'm not convinced we actually tried to play United it was more his agent and their gullible press cheerleaders that did that.

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

Is it possible to just pass forward for 90 minutes + injury time?

The ball would be a fucking long way away by the end - somewhere round Bolton or Nantwich depending on what direction they start passing forwards.

 

[CTID1977]

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

He’s changed his tune from when he was wanking himself silly when they beat Leeds last September and quoting words to Fatboy Slim records. Shows the standard of reporting and knowledge of the game amongst the press in this country.

 

[KS55]

Yeah, what did the backwards and sideways passing of Pep’s great Barcelona and Manchester City teams ever achieve?

I don’t believe a coach ever said “no backwards or sideways passing.” except perhaps to the under 11s.