United Thread - 2022/23

[Tb1981]

Do you remember how much of a stroll it was us beating Feyenoord in the Champions League about three or four years ago?

Ajax couldn't even beat them in the Cup the other week?

The standard in Holland, outside of technique, is lacking in plenty.

He will be lucky to turn United in to Brighton.

Easier on the eye but still nowhere near the elite.

Also so many recent signings from the Dutch league have been disappointments
De jong
De ligt
Davisson sanchez
Van de beek
Ziyech
Depay
Klasson
All failed to deliver

 

[didsburyblu]

Not turned up for training today.... This story just gets better & better

 

[Del_Bosque]

They are so so so fucked

 

[waspish]

It will come out that Ten Bob told Ronaldo to have an extra few days rest and it be all hail Ten Bob from the media for it!

They want him on the Thailand trip that they go on on Friday now if he ain’t on that plane then he has done a runner!

Thing is Ronaldo is that rich he could tell the rags that’s it I’m of you can keep my years wages! He could say to his next club I’ll take zero wages if I play a game if I start in the bench it cost you 500k a week!

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Currently their squad is down (at least) 7 players since the end of the season.
In a week they are off on a world tour , consisting of 6 matches prior to the league starting again. We play 3… including the community shield.

By the last match they could be down to playing the U16 squad.

Hehe they'll be asking people to bring boots with them in the crowd and offering them a game.

 

[jrb]

There are certain click bait journalists I really hate and Oliver Holt is one of them. Mr f*cking PC. Always jumping on a football fad. The floppy haired, middles class, left wing, PC, cheese cloth wearing c*unt who would put a glass eye to sleep and bore the tits off you. Rant over

 

[bluemonkey71]

They are so so so fucked

Only this

 

[threespires]

I completely forgot Shteeve was at the rags. Thanks for the reminder, that’s funny as fuck.

"I short off knew when I came here, champons leeegue wash not an opshion becaush we are wank I think"

 

[TravisBickle]

I love the fact they all seem to think they have reached rock bottom and from here the only way is up, when the reality tells us something totally different!

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Hehe they'll be asking people to bring boots with them in the crowd and offering them a game.

At least 1,000 in that crowd would be better than Maguire.