United Thread - 2022/23

[Prestwich_Blue]

When did they ‘resign’ him? Surely an esteemed journalist should know the difference between ‘resign’ and ‘re-sign’?

And how can you re-sign someone in the first place? Surely that's an oxymoron.

 

[rowarta]

Sly Sports News interviewing Rashford.

The buzz word amongst the United players.

’Fresh’

Fresh this, fresh that, training is fresh, tactics are fresh, the Manager is fresh, everything is fresh, I feel fresh.

one for the kids,

 

[wolviedinho]

Yeah, just had a look at what they have done this summer so far:-

Players gone:
Nemanja Matić
Paul Pogba
Jesse Lingard
Edinson Cavani
Juan Mata
(+ some other minor characters)

They have not officially signed anyone but have a LB Malacia lined up. All other deals have a way to go.

On the plus side they must have a big chunk of wages saved. On the negative side the only goal scorers left after Ronaldo are Rashford who was very poor last year and Martial who got shipped out on loan last season (1 goal in 13 games at Sevilla).

Add to that a list of players who's contracts are up next summer:- DeGea, Shaw, Fred, Tuanzebe, Dalot. It's a right mess.

Looks like they are going for a hard reset. All season it will be kids this and kids that. Need time to mould the club into Ten’s image. In theory it’s sounds good but starting again is a roll of the dice especially in the transfer market and GPC Is hanging around. It’s a fun time watching this shit suffer.

 

[jrb]

United fans on the terraces next season after Ronnie forces a 2nd move away from his beloved United.

"F*ck off Ronaldo, f*ck off Ronaldo, he was once a RED, now he's f* king DEAD, f*ck off Ronaldo!"

You lot do realize we'll have to sing the Viva Ronaldo chant next season. Especially at the first derby. :-)

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

United fans on the terraces next season after Ronnie forces a 2nd move away from his beloved United.

"F*ck off Ronaldo, f*ck off Ronaldo, he was once a RED, now he's f* king DEAD, f*ck off Ronaldo!"

You lot do realize we'll have to sing the Viva Ronaldo chant next season. Especially at the first derby. :-)

How long before he starts using the word ‘slave’ about his beloved rags who pay him half a million quid a week? He’s got previous for it when he fucked off the first time.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Also so many recent signings from the Dutch league have been disappointments
De jong
De ligt
Davisson sanchez
Van de beek
Ziyech
Depay
Klasson
All failed to deliver

You forgot De Fecate.

 

[SWPISHOME]

Hope Ronaldo has an interview similar to Anthony Joshua after beating Ruiz.

"The first time was so nice, I had to do it twice".

 

[Blue Mist]

Family reasons are keeping ronnie away from united. Isnt that what Bryan Riggs used to say ?

Speaking of which. He has recently stood down from the Wales job. Immediately after the date of his trial was announced. This means either:
He knows he's fucked, so can't keep the Wales job or,
He knows he will get off with it and is after the rag job when ten bob is sacked.
My money is on the first but how I would love it to be the second.

 

[mat]

PR37 not shown up for training.

"Family Reasons"

Anyone surprised?

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Sly Sports News interviewing Rashford.

The buzz word amongst the United players.

’Fresh’

Must be relocating to Belair