United Thread - 2022/23

[Alan Harper's Tash]

As much as I'd like to cheer Rory McIlroy on at the Open, he's a rag so I'm not going to. THAT is how immature and petty I have become.

Probably why he’s won fuck all for years!

 

[Ballosteve]

As much as I'd like to cheer Rory McIlroy on at the Open, he's a rag so I'm not going to. THAT is how immature and petty I have become.

Iam the same mate,some Rag was on tipping point and I was praying for him to win fuck all,my prayers were answered,fuck you you rag twat was my shout at the telly......I know its totaly different but it does mean more...haha

 

[Vienna_70]

As much as I'd like to cheer Rory McIlroy on at the Open, he's a rag so I'm not going to. THAT is how immature and petty I have become.

I’m hoping that the Norwegian lad will win.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Good to see Woodward's legacy has remained at old trafford. Arsenal wanted this Ajax defender for about £34m but pulled out when they were told to cough up £40m.

United now have captured him for £57m.

Let's see how he gets on...but at first look, that deal just appears so remarkably wrong. To the extent of prompting the question: what else is this enabling?

 

[Silva61]

As much as I'd like to cheer Rory McIlroy on at the Open, he's a rag so I'm not going to. THAT is how immature and petty I have become.

Think the same , can't help it, used to like simply reds music till I found out.

 

[bennyboy]

I’m hoping that the Norwegian lad will win.

Scouse ****.

 

[mat]

Is anyone asking how much Van Der Sarr is pocketing selling all his team's players to the scum

 

[jrb]

It's started!

Remember, this is The Eredivisie compared to the Premier League.

 

[malg]

Think the same , can't help it, used to like simply reds music till I found out.

 

[CPPSC]

It's started!

Remember, this is The Eredivisie compared to the Premier League.

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Hope he’s marking Haaland at corners

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

It's started!

Remember, this is The Eredivisie compared to the Premier League.

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He needs bigging up the short arse.

I predict "The Butcher of Amsterdam" will be tripe, a truly offal signing.

 

[TheBlueDune]

Didn't he take over the position of looking after the players out on loan?

Yes, know the guy that came second in the interview

 

[TheBlueDune]

Almost pissed myself laughing

They are spending £57mil.....£57mil!!!!.... on a CB that's 5 foot fucking 9.....and is currently playing in the Dutch league

Erling the Viking likes this

Next Derby... bet on hat trick
And one in the second half

 

[jma]

It's started!

Remember, this is The Eredivisie compared to the Premier League.

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Butcher of Amsterdam, my arse.

Is that a self appointed nickname? Who has he 'butchered', as per Goikoetxea?

Short arsed shithouse who will get monstered at the back post by Big Dunc and Andy Carroll. And say fuck all, about charcuterie or anything else, to them.

(I'm not bothered that both are retired - or as good as, in the case of Carroll)

 

[big gaz]

He would love to sign for City

Bristol ;-)

 

[Falcao]

Almost pissed myself laughing

They are spending £57mil.....£57mil!!!!.... on a CB that's 5 foot fucking 9.....and is currently playing in the Dutch league

Have you watched him. He was their best player last season and has also pocketed Haaland. Left-footed and ace on the ball. He also has a good leap and is aggressive in the air, I’d back him to do better in aerial duels then taller CB’s like Pau Torres.

 

[foggy1974]

Luke Shaw has signed a lucrative sponsorship contract with Bowen's Pies. He has contracted to eat three of their pies each day, and six on the eve of match days.

Is he on a diet

 

[big gaz]

Rashford would be better off dishing out school dinners in a canteen. Speed of a sprinter and a brain of a goldfish.

Think he has a roll in the next Pixar film

 

[foggy1974]

It's started!

Remember, this is The Eredivisie compared to the Premier League.

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Maguire is going to be upset seeing as one of his many nicknames is the butcherer of defending at the swamp

 

[foggy1974]

The media used to criticise us to fuck for all the money we spent on centre-backs, but I bet we won’t hear a single word of condemnation from those same idiot journalists.

& dont forget they've just signed a new leftback to add to Telles & Shaw