United Thread - 2022/23

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

I think the commentary helps with that clip, no groans of disappointment or snide comments

Love his enthusiasm for goals. Calling united out for being schlemiels at around 4:14, and then the Touré celebrations…this is what we want!

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Poundland & St. Fishfinger eh?

Never ever go softarse on them, their lovers will try anything to keep them relevant.

Scum.

 

[Always Ali]

Scum Cunts

 

[Protein Junkie]

Sundays Gossip Column.

Manchester United lead the way to sign Kylian Mbappe next summer.

The Worlds Greatest Club have also been contacted by Agents of Jude Bellingham, Harry Kane and Josh Kimmich.

Manchester United Manager Ten Hag and Worlds greater striker Marcus Rashford are hotly tipped to win respective end of Season awards.

Manchester City striker Erling Haaland is already unsettled and could move to Real Madrid in January.

Bernado Silva, Kevin De Bruyne could follow whilst Barcelona are lining up Joao Cancelo and Ruben Dias.

Pep Guardiola is also considering a January exit with Sean Dyche,Steve Bruce or H from Steps lined up as a replacement.

Phil Foden and Jack Grealish are said to be planning a huge party on Sunday to drown their sorrows. £100m Grealish is set to spend a fortune to secure a dozen naked virgins appearing from a giant chocolate fountain.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Sundays Gossip Column.

Manchester United lead the way to sign Kylian Mbappe next summer.

The Worlds Greatest Club have also been contacted by Agents of Jude Bellingham, Harry Kane and Josh Kimmich.

Manchester United Manager Ten Hag and Worlds greater striker Marcus Rashford are hotly tipped to win respective end of Season awards.

Manchester City striker Erling Haaland is already unsettled and could move to Real Madrid in January.

Bernado Silva, Kevin De Bruyne could follow whilst Barcelona are lining up Joao Cancelo and Ruben Dias.

Pep Guardiola is also considering a January exit with Sean Dyche,Steve Bruce or H from Steps lined up as a replacement.

Phil Foden and Jack Grealish are said to be planning a huge party on Sunday to drown their sorrows. £100m Grealish is set to spend a fortune to secure a dozen naked virgins appearing from a giant chocolate fountain.

I’m in. Where do we get tickets?

 

[waspish]

Sundays Gossip Column.

Manchester United lead the way to sign Kylian Mbappe next summer.

The Worlds Greatest Club have also been contacted by Agents of Jude Bellingham, Harry Kane and Josh Kimmich.

Manchester United Manager Ten Hag and Worlds greater striker Marcus Rashford are hotly tipped to win respective end of Season awards.

Manchester City striker Erling Haaland is already unsettled and could move to Real Madrid in January.

Bernado Silva, Kevin De Bruyne could follow whilst Barcelona are lining up Joao Cancelo and Ruben Dias.

Pep Guardiola is also considering a January exit with Sean Dyche,Steve Bruce or H from Steps lined up as a replacement.

Phil Foden and Jack Grealish are said to be planning a huge party on Sunday to drown their sorrows. £100m Grealish is set to spend a fortune to secure a dozen naked virgins appearing from a giant chocolate fountain.

Funny thing is if that was in bbc gossip column it wouldn’t look out of place with there rancid reporting

 

[Protein Junkie]

I’m in. Where do we get tickets?

Www. Theatreofshite.com

 

[Vienna_70]

Funny thing is if that was in bbc gossip column it wouldn’t look out of place with there rancid reporting

It’s not the BBC's reporting.

It’s just a round-up of the tittle-tattle in the day’s papers.

 

[RACHACE]

What is it with ManUre fans in general just being completely deluded.

Yesterday a rag at work was banging on about their main problems being that they didn't get Pep when 'he wanted to go there' and the same thing regarding Haaland as he too 'wanted to go there'.

I just humoured this bloke and took it as another who believes any tweet or comment by some no mark who thinks they're relevant in the media world. However, chatting to another rag who I believe to have a reasonable level of intelligence was pretty much the same.

Utd don't get involved with clauses in contracts similar to the one Haalsnd allegedly has which, in his opinion, will see him move to Real Madrid for the 2024/25 season (£50 bet had on that) and the main reason that he's not at Utd. He too was adamant that Pep fancied going to Utd when he left Barcelona but they weren't sure what the piss can was doing which saw Bayern nip in and steal him.

Why are they so delusional? Everyone can be blinded by love for their club but these pricks take it to a different level.

 

[Vienna_70]

What is it with ManUre fans in general just being completely deluded.

Yesterday a rag at work was banging on about their main problems being that they didn't get Pep when 'he wanted to go there' and the same thing regarding Haaland as he too 'wanted to go there'.

I just humoured this bloke and took it as another who believes any tweet or comment by some no mark who thinks they're relevant in the media world. However, chatting to another rag who I believe to have a reasonable level of intelligence was pretty much the same.

Utd don't get involved with clauses in contracts similar to the one Haalsnd allegedly has which, in his opinion, will see him move to Real Madrid for the 2024/25 season (£50 bet had on that) and the main reason that he's not at Utd. He too was adamant that Pep fancied going to Utd when he left Barcelona but they weren't sure what the piss can was doing which saw Bayern nip in and steal him.

Why are they so delusional? Everyone can be blinded by love for their club but these pricks take it to a different level.

Because they have been fed the shit by the arse-licking media that they are this great institution that has a divine right always to be at the top of the table and always have the best players and managers.