United Thread - 2022/23

[Deleted member 77198]

Same old shit

That’s because we only sell out against the big clubs.

They really have turned into a desperate bunch haven’t they?

They used to mock us because they reckoned the only time we ever sold out was against them (despite none of our highest attendances of any season were ever derby games!). Now they’re mocking us because we haven’t sold out against them (when there are only a grand total of 5 seats available to buy in the entire home sections of the stadium, that could easily have just gone back on sale on the ticket exchange from people who can’t make it).

 

[Silvas Left Peg]

A Utd fan sent this to me. However, I tried to get a ticket. Nothing doing on our side. As of 3 hours ago you could still get 1 from the Utd site

Cost of living crisis and rising fuel costs makes it an expensive trip up from London for em

 

[KingGeorge]

The Champions of Attendance= United
The Chanpioms of Net Spend = Liverpool

Fire up the parade bus

 

[woody1968]

That’s because we only sell out against the big clubs.

They really have turned into a desperate bunch haven’t they?

They used to mock us because they reckoned the only time we ever sold out was against them (despite none of our highest attendances of any season were ever derby games!). Now they’re mocking us because we haven’t sold out against them (when there are only a grand total of 5 seats available to buy in the entire home sections of the stadium, that could easily have just gone back on sale on the ticket exchange from people who can’t make it).

I’ve always been confused by the obsession the RTs and others have with attendances. The highest selling newspaper is ( or used to be ) The Sun - doesn’t make it the best.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

This could go for pretty much any goal that has been recorded against them but for what it's worth as a non City goal, I really enjoyed Batistuta twatting it in from about 20 yards against them in the '90's............ :-)

 

[aguero93:20]

Www. Theatreofshite.com

Oi. I know what you're implying there and you owe shite an apology, at least it makes good fertiliser.

 

[mat]

 

[TheThirdDeano]

Scum

 

[deegee33]

Sundays Gossip Column.

Manchester United lead the way to sign Kylian Mbappe next summer.

The Worlds Greatest Club have also been contacted by Agents of Jude Bellingham, Harry Kane and Josh Kimmich.

Manchester United Manager Ten Hag and Worlds greater striker Marcus Rashford are hotly tipped to win respective end of Season awards.

Manchester City striker Erling Haaland is already unsettled and could move to Real Madrid in January.

Bernado Silva, Kevin De Bruyne could follow whilst Barcelona are lining up Joao Cancelo and Ruben Dias.

Pep Guardiola is also considering a January exit with Sean Dyche,Steve Bruce or H from Steps lined up as a replacement.

Phil Foden and Jack Grealish are said to be planning a huge party on Sunday to drown their sorrows. £100m Grealish is set to spend a fortune to secure a dozen naked virgins appearing from a giant chocolate fountain.

I sincerely hope that someday we will meet.

 

[Blue Mist]

What is it with ManUre fans in general just being completely deluded.

Yesterday a rag at work was banging on about their main problems being that they didn't get Pep when 'he wanted to go there' and the same thing regarding Haaland as he too 'wanted to go there'.

I just humoured this bloke and took it as another who believes any tweet or comment by some no mark who thinks they're relevant in the media world. However, chatting to another rag who I believe to have a reasonable level of intelligence was pretty much the same.

Utd don't get involved with clauses in contracts similar to the one Haalsnd allegedly has which, in his opinion, will see him move to Real Madrid for the 2024/25 season (£50 bet had on that) and the main reason that he's not at Utd. He too was adamant that Pep fancied going to Utd when he left Barcelona but they weren't sure what the piss can was doing which saw Bayern nip in and steal him.

Why are they so delusional? Everyone can be blinded by love for their club but these pricks take it to a different level.

The story currently doing the rounds is Alfies lad was going to sign for the rags but his agent insisted on the 51 mill buy out clause. The rags refused so he was 'forced' to go to Dortmund. Ergh yeh right.