United Thread - 2022/23

[Vienna_70]

So Ronaldo is currently in the top 3 premier league players according to Roy Keane but couldn’t score against a Cypriot pub side

I’ll have a smoke of whatever he’s on

I’d advise you against it.

 

[Mr Fraser]

just been reading their post match thread, cant tell if they are taking the piss or are actually serious

heres an example



"One of the best games we played this year if not the best. Luckily we won. Their keeper was fantastic."

Beating the cup winners of 1/2 a small island in the med must mean they have turned a corner. Where did omnia finish in league? 7th?

 

[roach3]

i kid you not

"Still shows we need better players certainly upfront. We would have been a laughing joke if it wasnt for that goal".

 

[johnnytapia]

Jammy fucking bastards!

Ha ha. We can tart it up how we want but it still fucks me right off when they win at the death. Cunts

 

[IrishBlueSince92]

Lucky to beat pneumonia

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Someone needs to grab her by the hair from behind, smash her back doors in, whilst singing Bluemoon in her ear. Then see how long you can hold on!

The good old Rodeo shag!!

 

[AliBobbyJ]

Not seen any rag shirts walking around since the derby till today (wearer turned out to be a Scot.) Stopped to talk and told him they'd beaten the best team in Cyprus. "Oh aye" he said proudly, but he walked off when I asked him why they couldn't beat the best team in Manchester. Missus told me don't be childish but I was enjoying myself.

 

[mat]

Jammy fucking bastards!

Is that who've they've drawn next?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Is that who've they've drawn next?

Might be Barca or Atletico.

 

[mat]

Might be Barca or Atletico.

Im torn here.

Lewandowski scores 9 or Simone and his team of shithouses force Ming the Pennyless to field kids for the rest of the season.