United Thread - 2022/23

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Im torn here.

Lewandowski scores 9 or Simone and his team of shithouses force Ming the Pennyless to field kids for the rest of the season.

Drawing Atletico first maximises their chances of shithousery. Should they get through that, I’d love an Eric Garcia hattrick to knock them out, before West Ham win the pot overall.

 

[KS55]

Pep wouldn’t have made much of a difference because Sancho was never and isn’t that good, we’d have sold him even if he didn’t want to leave anyway.

He looked great in Germany but as we’ve seen with the German teams we’ve faced in the CL, they aren’t very good at all.

In our last 16 games against German opposition our record is:
W15 D0 L1 F45 A17 (and the one we lost against Leipzig, we’d already won the group)

So him facing many worse teams than this a lot of weeks (obviously the ones we faced finished in their Top4) through the season made him look like a world beater… put Foden in the Bundesliga, or even Palmer for that matter, and they’d look incredible.

Sancho has come to the Prem and he’s looked dreadful. He’s does absolutely nothing.

Spot on. Hard for him to progress with the attitude he has. Amazed by our figures against German teams, shows what a shower they are. Bayern plus crap.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Jammy fucking bastards!

Is that who've they've drawn next?

Wait they're playing a biscuit factory team.... crumbs.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Anyone else think that Alice's room looks suspiciously like a hospital ward ?

Call me stalky, but I'm intrigued by what is on the whiteboard.
Seems to be a list of days of the week with some kind of line for each. Maybe just a 'to do' list.

 

[tommybooth]

Caught the end of the match. Muc jocks shoot over the bar has to be one of the worst in English football ever.

 

[Newman Noggs]

Call me stalky, but I'm intrigued by what is on the whiteboard.
Seems to be a list of days of the week with some kind of line for each. Maybe just a 'to do' list.

That was what alerted me. What young person has a whiteboard with what look like comprehensive notes on it in their bedroom ? And no posters or pictures ?

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

That was what alerted me. What young person has a whiteboard with what look like comprehensive notes on it in their bedroom ? And no posters or pictures ?

I'd say the ryan giggs duvet is more than enough...

...evidence to get you a spot in a nice, quiet room...

 

[HelloCity]

See Utd’s ‘epic’ late goal took them from 2nd to 2nd in their piss easy Europa Group. Fair play to them.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Wait they're playing a biscuit factory team.... crumbs.

Lets hope they don't get stuck in the temporary traffic lights on their way to the ground!

 

[aguero93:20]

Serious shock that last night.
Fancied the Cypriots.