United Thread - 2022/23

[jimharri]

Very late to the party, but I only just came across this.....




Bless.

 

[Vienna_70]

Nothing friendly about that bucket of pungent bodily waste that calls itself a football club.
'Friendly' implies that they are an amiable, affable bunch of lads, and nothing could be further from the truth. They are an utter abomination, a pus-filled, scab-encrusted ulcer on the face of mankind.

If a rag so much as presumes to be a friend of mine I will rip his entrails out via his anus with a gigantic pair of industrial pliers (after heating them up in a furnace until white hot, of course), then stuff his intestinal tract into an envelope and post it to his nearest and dearest...and make them pay post and packaging.

So, let me get this clear.

Are you a fan or not?

 

[Protein Junkie]

Very late to the party, but I only just came across this.....




Bless.

Rooney finds the 12 times table and Janet and John book 3 as strange too.

 

[mat]

Rooney finds the 12 times table and Janet and John book 3 as strange too.

I had him down as a Hinge and Bracket fan

 

[Protein Junkie]

I had him down as a Hinge and Bracket fan

Unhinged and Bracket ?

 

[hammocity]

I had him down as a Hinge and Bracket fan

He likes Granny Bracket and Hinge

 

[itsnevereasy]

Very late to the party, but I only just came across this.....




Bless.

Fucking rug headed ****

 

[Vienna_70]

Fucking rug headed ****

That’s no way to talk about @jimharri; he’s a mod, you know!

 

[jimharri]

That’s no way to talk about @jimharri; he’s a mod, you know!

I need a rug these days, unfortunately.

 

[mat]

I need a rug these days, unfortunately.

Solar panel for a sex machine

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Very late to the party, but I only just came across this.....




Bless.

If I were Rayne Wooney, I’d be more worried about whether there’s any science behind swapping sex juices with old women making you look 25 years older than you are yourself.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Nothing friendly about that bucket of pungent bodily waste that calls itself a football club.
'Friendly' implies that they are an amiable, affable bunch of lads, and nothing could be further from the truth. They are an utter abomination, a pus-filled, scab-encrusted ulcer on the face of mankind.

If a rag so much as presumes to be a friend of mine I will rip his entrails out via his anus with a gigantic pair of industrial pliers (after heating them up in a furnace until white hot, of course), then stuff his intestinal tract into an envelope and post it to his nearest and dearest...and make them pay post and packaging.

I really do wish you'd climb down off that fence.

 

[Kippax77]

Paid for by the TV Licence fee payer.

Fucking hell Rashford can actually smile after all

 

[Blue Mist]

Very late to the party, but I only just came across this.....




Bless.

Jim, when you say late, you do realise there is late and then there is the Jurassic period late don't you.

 

[deano ou812]

Hahaha I’ll stick this in here,working today had radio on and the DJ says “today is glamorous granny day and that’s Wayne Rooney’s favourite day of the year”.

 

[jimharri]

Jim, when you say late, you do realise there is late and then there is the Jurassic period late don't you.

I know. But at my age, fast movement is nigh on impossible. These days, I'm built for comfort, not for speed.

 

[horlock_was_super]

I had him down as a Hinge and Bracket fan

Granny minge & Bracket

 

[freshie]

Back to his best :)

 

[Vienna_70]

Back to his best :)

Miles ahead of Kevin?

Deluded doesn’t enter into it!

 

[ford7]

Hopefully this turns into a full blown circus in the coming weeks.